Wildest Scam Yet!!

[silverc4s]

Check out this email in caught by my SPAM filter:

ANTI CRIME DEPARTMENT/WASHINGTON DC FIELD


ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

Hello,

We have been informed officially through the help of our Intelligence monitoring Network System that Dr. Robert Tan from Canada has presented himself to claim your funds as your Next of Kin and we were also informed that you died in an auto crash few days ago. Dr Robert Tan submitted account information where he wants the money to be transferred. The account information is as follows:

Bank of Lebanon
A/c No: 890458984589.
Routing No: bl 275-79665.
Aba no: BL-ANAJFG-FL.
Beneficiary: Robert Tan .

You're requested to get back to us quickly to notify us if you're the person that sent this man because he is ready to pay for your Fund approval slip because that is the only thing keeping your payment now. Also, during our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled all the payment requirements given to you in respect to the release of your Payment.
Therefore, we have contacted the international payment unit in Nigeria on your behalf and a solution to your problem has been sorted out by coordinating your payment in the part payment amount of $2.7 million USD, which will be paid to you via bank draft.

MODE OF PAYMENT CERTIFY BANK DRAFT.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation have stepped into this transaction, You’re rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to protect and Serve our citizens of the United States of America and people around the world. However, you'll be expected to contact the payment center via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip, which contains details on how you'll receive your overdue Contract/Inheritance and lotto payment.

We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $296 USD only and the fee should be paid directly to the PAYMENT OFFICER via Western Union Money transfer / Money Gram Money transfer.
Below, is the contact details of the payment officer who will procure your payment Approval Slip so that your certify bank draft will be send to you immediately.
CONTACT INFORMATION

NATIONAL PAYMENT UNIT IN NIGERIA.
PAYMENT CENTER
NAME: REV. JOHN MATT.
OFFICE LINE: +234-709-5438048
EMAIL: rev.fr.johnmatt@gala.net

Contact REV. JOHN MATT of the international payment unit in Nigeria, payment Center with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT PHONE NUMBER:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
ANNUAL INCOME:

Once you have sent the required information to REV. JOHN MATTHEW he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $296 USD only for the procurement of your Approval Slip to enable him expedite action on the processing and release of your payment without any further delay.

You hereby been authorized /guaranteed by the Federal Bureau of Investigation to commence towards completing this transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

Once you have completed payment of $296 USD only to the agent in charge of this transaction, you're advised to keep us posted to enable us follow up with the release of your payment.

Act fast.

REGARDS

FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA

[onlycafe]

why not?
there is an ass for every seat.

[pete3799]

Man.... i never get that lucky.

[looneybin]

Originally Posted by silverc4s

Also, during our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled all the payment requirements given to you in respect to the release of your Payment.

i guess it's hard to fill out the paperwork when you're DEAD

[id10t]

Originally Posted by looneybin

i guess it's hard to fill out the paperwork when you're DEAD

What if you are just spending the year dead for tax purposes?

[audiman08]

Right, because the FBI always e-mails you instead of calling or coming to your door when dealing with a serious crime..

[cashflyer]

Sorry to hear about your death.
How's the internet access in heaven (or hell)?

[sammyg2]

I thought this was going to be a thread about global warming

[JJ 911SC]

Originally Posted by silverc4s

We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $296 USD only and the fee should be paid directly to the PAYMENT OFFICER via Western Union Money transfer / Money Gram Money transfer.

Since he is from Canada, I should be able to pay him in Cdn$ and save the Bank conversion fee

[Zeke]

In my mind it would be the simple ruse that would get the job done. I couldn't even finish reading that.

[john70t]

When I was young, I was told at a party that someone was director Hoover. Couldn't be sure though, looked more like a very ugly Rosie O'Donell.

Not someone I'd probably follow. The Bank of Tuvalu is much safer for such transanctions free from IRS scrutiny.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Sorry to hear of your death. It does make you eligible to vote Democratic though. At least a few times each election.

[MBAtarga]

I got my notice from the Mr. Robert S. Mueller III today.

FBI headquarters in Washington, D.C.
Federal bureau of investigation
J. Edgar Hoover building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Ref: FBI/DC/25/09
telephone :206-495-9765



Attention: Fund Beneficiary,



This is an official advice from the FBI foreign remittance/telegraphic dept. it has come to our notice that bank of Nigeria has released 15,000,000.00 U.S

dollars into Federal Reserve Bank in Washington DC in your name as the beneficiary, by Inheritance means. And The bank of Nigeria knowing fully well that

they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from the United Kingdom to your account, used what we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment

(S.T.D.P) to pay this fund through wire transfer, they used this means to complete the payment.


Now after the investigation on this fund we find out that this fund was transferred illegally from federal republic of Nigeria, we make contact to know why

the make on known transfer into federal reserved bank in Washington DC the government of Nigeria inform us that these fund was transferred illegally that the

officials that is handling this transfer want to made away with the fund, now they are under the custody of Nigerian authorities, we are informed that you

are the original beneficiary to this amount then we have to carried out our investigation to know if they are telling us the fact because we believe that

Nigerian are full of scams cheaters.


Now your fund is no longer in Nigeria rather its in Federal Reserve Bank in united state of America in Washington DC you have to contact us immediately so

that we will direct you on how to receive your fund from the federal reserve bank. Now that your fund is united state of America you don’t have any more

problems the imposters in Nigeria are behind the bar, I received a letter from the Nigerian police this morning that the approval will be sending to us today

The account number where your fund is 0090321673

Your name..............


Address ..................

Email address......

Country........

Telephone number..................

The amount that was transferred into federal reserved bank is.....................15.000.000.00

This contact has to be made today so that your fund will be direct into your local checking account.


Best Regards
ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535


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[azasadny]

Does anyone in Nigeria have a legitimate job?

[red-beard]

I had one similar to that, except it was my sister who died, and they accidentally had the name correct. I forwarded it to her with my condolences at her passing...

[ossiblue]

Originally Posted by MBAtarga

... the imposters in Nigeria are behind the bar, ...

Originally Posted by azasadny

Does anyone in Nigeria have a legitimate job?

Yes, bartenders.

[Evans, Marv]

Yeah, I also thought I saw the word "Nigeria" in there somewhere.

[regency]

I don't think "it's a good thing", when you get a S.T.D. notice.

Steve

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