Someone tell Charlie Sheen we found his car keys and cell phone.

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Police recovered 54 bags of heroin and cash in her vagina - Google Search

widgeon13 · 03-23-2011, 01:48 PM

We needs pictures! How about a scratch and sniff as well.

That is crazy.

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Damn that's some Wizard Sleeve

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Originally Posted by widgeon13

We needs pictures! How about a scratch and sniff as well.

That is crazy.

A new meaning to the term Cavern C**t

sammyg2 · 03-23-2011, 02:23 PM

Throw the keys back in there and Charlie will drive out!

Scuba Steve · 03-23-2011, 02:26 PM

27 years old... yeah, drugs are a bad thing.

Laneco · 03-23-2011, 02:28 PM

Okay, there are ALOT of smart people on this site - so here's my math question...

How in the heck do you fit 54 bags of heroin, $50 and change, empty bags and a handful of prescription pills in a va jay-jay?

Guess she doesn't need a shopping bag when she goes to WalMart.

angela

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Why was she keeping her money there?

peppy · 03-23-2011, 02:32 PM

The only suprise for me is the .22. How did she keep that from falling out?

sammyg2 · 03-23-2011, 03:16 PM

Is there an echo in here?

Brings new meaning to "strap a 2 x 4 across your butt to keep from falling in".

So who's gonna do the bit about throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

widgeon13 · 03-23-2011, 03:22 PM

Drugs make one do strange things.

masraum · 03-23-2011, 03:32 PM

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The only suprise for me is the .22. How did she keep that from falling out?

+1
Lots of Kegels. You never know guys, maybe after carrying all of that stuff around, she's got real ly strong muscles.

kaisen · 03-23-2011, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by widgeon13

We needs pictures! How about a scratch and sniff as well.

That is crazy.

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Gives new meaning to "pickle down the hallway."

ledhedsymbols · 03-23-2011, 04:36 PM

All hail NOFX!

lane912 · 03-23-2011, 04:54 PM

thats a vw type II clown car!

Seahawk · 03-23-2011, 04:55 PM

You know what they say, big hair, big...

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URY914 · URY914's Garage

Hey, I can't find my car keys. I have looked everywhere......no.....you don't think.....OMG.......forget it, I'll use the other set.

Jeff Higgins · 03-23-2011, 06:13 PM

Some poor bastard was going to cook that stuff up and stick it in his arm. I can just hear his mother scolding him - "take that out of your arm - you have no idea where it's been!"

Scuba Steve · 03-23-2011, 07:21 PM

(re: 2nd pic)

Haha, it's duckface... got any?