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M.D. Holloway 03-25-2011 09:24 PM

Depending on where you put it size can be a friend or a foe...

DRACO A5OG 03-25-2011 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybek (Post 5923115)
Must be cold in Korea.

Sure is when I moved to SoCali it grew another 3 inches :D

Funny for small peckers in Asia, they do allot of focking ;);)

rusnak 03-25-2011 09:47 PM

Mine is so big, I overflow the toilet when I go pee

dentist90 03-25-2011 10:23 PM

Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!

porsche4life 03-25-2011 10:38 PM

Oh, so 13" isn't normal? How do the rest of you guys get by with so little?

lisa_spyder 03-26-2011 12:04 AM

OK young Sid,

I'll bite...(no double entendre intended ;) )

Do tell, do you wear pantaloons? You must have somewhere to put that 3rd leg of yours, tuck it down a pantaloon leg...:D

You don't sit down, do you....;)

Laneco 03-26-2011 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lisa_spyder (Post 5924741)
Pssst...Angela...I was going to ask for pics or ban for that one...too far you think? ;):rolleyes::eek:

Pics of one that spins, good heavens don't feel bad, I was going to ask for a short video!! :p


And as far as Sid goes, he is evidently a factory "tripod" :D
angela

speeder 03-26-2011 07:30 AM

Most guys walk up and put it in. I put it in and walk up.

flatbutt 03-26-2011 08:01 AM

right...speaking on behalf of those not encumbered by the impediment of excess baggage I maintain that it ain't the meat but the motion.

Moses 03-26-2011 09:29 AM

I knew a girl who would only date a man if he had an 8" penis. I really wanted to go out with her but I couldn't find a doctor willing to shorten my unit. :D

pete3799 03-26-2011 09:52 AM

There once was a man from Nantucket...............

Moses 03-26-2011 09:59 AM

There once was a man from Boston,
Who bought himself a new Austin.

There was room for his ass,
and a gallon of gas...

So his balls fell out and he lost 'em!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1301162356.jpg

MBAtarga 03-26-2011 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dentist90 (Post 5924860)
Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day!

I'm thinking that's a punch line to a joke - something along the lines of....

Why do you have a tattoo of the name Wanda there?

I don't - it actually says....


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