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billybek 03-25-2011 04:47 AM

Must be cold in Korea.

Time for that old joke again....
What do women get from watching porn?

Disappointed....

slakjaw 03-25-2011 06:32 AM

Lisa, I need help measuring...

scottmandue 03-25-2011 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AZAirCooled (Post 5922446)
Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs. Man did I walk into the wrong room!

Not that there is anything wrong with you guys. :rolleyes:
:D

And yet... here you are :p

Joe Bob 03-25-2011 07:41 AM

It's not so big around but it sure is short.

968rz 03-25-2011 10:14 AM

I may only be 5.1" but some woman like it that thick.

Joeaksa 03-25-2011 10:42 AM

You guys have far too much time on your hands.

As long as she is happy and smiling, I could care how long it is. Besides, its really how big around it is from what I am told...

jyl 03-25-2011 10:56 AM

Enough of this, I'm going to read the "Myth Of Over-Penetration" thread.

flatbutt 03-25-2011 11:16 AM

Ya know Lisa...if I'm ever down your way you can have as many beverages as you like on my treat....you sure are a fun person!

lisa_spyder 03-25-2011 11:37 AM

Flatbutt,

Thank you..I try ;). I have my mother's sense of humour - wicked :D.

slakjaw 03-25-2011 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jyl (Post 5923687)
enough of this, i'm going to read the "myth of over-penetration" thread.

+1

Hugh R 03-25-2011 01:19 PM

My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.

craigster59 03-25-2011 01:24 PM

As long as it reaches from me to her, I'm satisfied...

scottmandue 03-25-2011 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jyl (Post 5923687)
Enough of this, I'm going to read the "Myth Of Over-Penetration" thread.

I thought this WAS the "myth of over-penetration" thread? :confused:

Hugh R 03-25-2011 02:08 PM

I bought the Porsche because I like the car,... no, really!

flatbutt 03-25-2011 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh R (Post 5924094)
My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.

Hugh, next to me you'll look like husband of the century.

scottmandue 03-25-2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh R (Post 5924094)
My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.

I don't mind meetin yall but not sure I want to shake your hand(s) ;)

lisa_spyder 03-25-2011 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hugh R (Post 5924094)
My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.

Uh-oh...am I in trouble with Mrs Hugh? Does this mean you won't be allowed to come and visit me all the way downunder now ;)?

I am very sorry to be leading your husband astray Mrs Hugh...I am wicked woman and I apologise (not) :D

Laneco 03-25-2011 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tishabet (Post 5922657)
It's only three inches long... But it spins!

Oh MY! :D

Tell you what, that would make it a party - LOL!

angela

lisa_spyder 03-25-2011 08:38 PM

Pssst...Angela...I was going to ask for pics or ban for that one...too far you think? ;):rolleyes::eek:

dafischer 03-25-2011 08:48 PM

She said "give me 9 inches and make it hurt." So I did her 3 times and punched her.SmileWavy


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