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red-beard 03-24-2011 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 5921910)
Seriously... what kind of guy puts a ruler to his dingaling?
Laser Scanner.

Maybe the TSA is providing the US data...

scottmandue 03-24-2011 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5922077)
Laser Scanner.

Maybe the TSA is providing the US data...
Hmmm... I had my wiener scaned last week... by a female TSA agent.

For a fee do you suppose they would mail me a pic?

lisa_spyder 03-24-2011 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 5922077)
Laser Scanner.

Maybe the TSA is providing the US data...
That's a worry then...remember the measurements provided are supposedly when 'at attention'...thanks Red...now I am picturing all these guys going through security with their lil johnny at full mast lol!

red-beard 03-24-2011 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by lisa_spyder (Post 5922126)
That's a worry then...remember the measurements provided are supposedly when 'at attention'...thanks Red...now I am picturing all these guys going through security with their lil johnny at full mast lol!
I prefer to be groped and bought dinner.

chocolatelab 03-24-2011 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Hads930 (Post 5921213)
You are aware that measurement is 5.1 inches from the ground!!!!
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Originally Posted by ckissick (Post 5920774)
5.1" in the USA. That makes me spot-on average. Of course, they're talking about the flacid state, right?
I'm pretty sure its circumference:)

lisa_spyder 03-24-2011 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by chocolatelab (Post 5922257)
I'm pretty sure its circumference:)
Ouch! Oh hang on...circumference...not diameter...thank God for that!

Superman 03-24-2011 03:00 PM
Women with pitiful looks on their faces have been telling me over and over, all my life, that size doesn't matter. I believe them.

Hugh R 03-24-2011 03:18 PM
I live in LA and Chatsworth is the porn capital of the USA/ When I was single and dating I swear about 1/2 the women I dated asked if I'd ever worked in the Industry. I do, but not that part of it.

Crowbob 03-24-2011 03:27 PM
Was in the john at work. Boss was already using the urinal so I entered the stall. After a little unzzzzip here and a slight grunt there and just as the tinkletinkle sound should have begun I thought aloud and said; "Jeez this waters' cold!"

Dead silence.

Just as boss was drying his hands he burst out laughing. He asks how's the water every time I see him.

scottmandue 03-24-2011 03:44 PM
Why are women bad at math? Because their whole life they have been told that this is six inches

Ba boom... ding!

flatbutt 03-24-2011 04:19 PM
Once upon a time during a romantic interlude after a young woman and I had gotten naked. She snikered, pointed at my member and said derisively "who you gonna satisfy with that?". I said "me". true story.

AZAirCooled 03-24-2011 04:33 PM
Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs. Man did I walk into the wrong room!

Not that there is anything wrong with you guys. :rolleyes:

Lisa opened the door, left, and there are still guys in here "measuring" themselves. :D

lisa_spyder 03-24-2011 04:43 PM
shhhhhssssshhhh...I'm still here...cheap entertainment :D

speeder 03-24-2011 05:20 PM
I may be a honkey but I'm hung like a donkey.

Tishabet 03-24-2011 06:13 PM
It's only three inches long... But it spins!

pwd72s 03-24-2011 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by AZAirCooled (Post 5922446)
Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs.
Must be a meeting of S Registry and Gruppe boys...:rolleyes:

RWebb 03-24-2011 07:15 PM
Allen's rule - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

imcarthur 03-24-2011 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 5922745)
Ahhhh . . . but the Canada versus US figures appear to break Allen's Rule.

Ian

RWebb 03-24-2011 08:26 PM
must be the beer...

dentist90 03-24-2011 08:55 PM
...or perhaps because we Canadians measure in centimeters. I thought 15 inches sounded too good to be true. :(


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