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lisa_spyder 03-23-2011 09:01 PM

So how do you guys all 'measure up'? See here...
 
OMG...I can't stop laughing at this...

Who has the biggest penis? According to this map, he isn't Australian | Herald Sun

The link in the article (average penis size by country) goes to a list countries and charts of a survy taken in 2010...and I quote:

"It reveals that all male in this survey add between between 3 and 6 cm to their original penis size when self reported."

sc_rufctr 03-23-2011 09:08 PM

USA 12.9 cm, 5.1 inches - Australia 13.31, 5.2 inches :D

lisa_spyder 03-23-2011 09:12 PM

Oh you're brave Peter...I wasn't even going to go there :D

ckissick 03-23-2011 09:19 PM

5.1" in the USA. That makes me spot-on average. Of course, they're talking about the flacid state, right?

mikester 03-23-2011 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ckissick (Post 5920774)
5.1" in the USA. That makes me spot-on average. Of course, they're talking about the flacid state, right?

I thought they meant width...

Jim Bremner 03-23-2011 09:21 PM

Oh the Irony of this thread on a sportscar site!

lisa_spyder 03-23-2011 09:23 PM

Oh Jim....why do think I find this so funny! The irony indeed :D

quicksix 03-23-2011 10:22 PM

She said peter

Schumi 03-23-2011 10:23 PM

I need to work on that plan to move to South Korean ASAP.

cantdrv55 03-23-2011 10:53 PM

I'm African!

livi 03-23-2011 10:54 PM

Big Swede here.

Grog 03-23-2011 11:10 PM

If it wasn't for me, the US average would be 4.6".

Yeah right:rolleyes:

Geronimo '74 03-23-2011 11:27 PM

Don't need to measure, my girlfriend says it's huge...

dewolf 03-24-2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 5920764)
USA 12.9 cm, 5.1 inches -Australia 13.31, 5.2 inches :D

Jeez, that's a tiny dick...lol

anderson111 03-24-2011 12:12 AM

I Said Jack.......

lisa_spyder 03-24-2011 12:24 AM

LMAO at you lot - how predictable :D:D:rolleyes:;)

Have to go to a meeting now...will check back to see how you are doing with your measuring on my return...

Oh fun...after the day I have had please continue to keep me entertained...I need a good laugh!

Mr.Puff 03-24-2011 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lisa_spyder (Post 5920899)
LMAO at you lot - how predictable :D:D:rolleyes:;)

Have to go to a meeting now...will check back to see how you are doing with your measuring on my return...

Oh fun...after the day I have had please continue to keep me entertained...I need a good laugh!

Hey! I'm a couple standard deviations above that mean ;).

dewolf 03-24-2011 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Puff (Post 5920924)
Hey! I'm a couple standard deviations above that mean ;).

So, now we know what 'Mr.Puff' means....

oldE 03-24-2011 02:14 AM

Story goes of a young man in his teens, going for a walk in the park with his Irish Grandmother. As she strides along at an amazing pace for such a small woman, she gives him the following advice:

"My Son, when it comes time for you to choose a wife, get a girl with tiny hands."
Her Grandson contemplates this wisdom for a minute or two, then asks Granny to explain the significance of such a trait.

"T'will make your dick look bigger, it will." she said.

SmileWavy
Les

azasadny 03-24-2011 02:18 AM

As we used to say in the Navy, "it's not the size of the ship, it's how you bring it into port that matters"... I sure hope that's true!


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