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livi 03-24-2011 02:27 AM
Its not size, its meter/second.

Trust Fluffer.

D911SC 03-24-2011 04:02 AM
I read this today and had a good laugh. The funniest part is the chart of 'reported' size vs. 'measured' size.

See the link: Penis Size Average Results by Country

Looks like us Caucasians are the biggest bull*****ters of all........

targa911S 03-24-2011 04:30 AM
I'm moving to China to be the next John Holmes.

turbo6bar 03-24-2011 04:43 AM
Let's start a PPOT group at The Visualiser

The women can measure their toys.

jyl 03-24-2011 05:41 AM
damn, the steel tape retracted unexpectedly, now I'm bleeding.

hmm, there seems to be a slight correlation of length to height

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1300974031.jpg

if you believe that the tool evolved to fit the receptacle, then Aussie women . . .

red-beard 03-24-2011 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by jyl (Post 5921129)
damn, the steel tape retracted unexpectedly, now I'm bleeding.

hmm, there seems to be a slight correlation of length to height

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1300974031.jpg

if you believe that the tool evolved to fit the receptacle, then Aussie women . . .
Actually, there is a correlation between penis size and the distance between your thumb and pointer finger tips, when stretched out. Appearently, the growth phases of these two "groups" occur around the same time in the womb.

red-beard 03-24-2011 05:55 AM
And for the Sports car vs. penis size issue, I was out with a group with a new girl I was interested in, and I mentioned I had a Porsche.

"Oh, do you have a little penis?"

"No. Porsche owners are making up for thier looks. It's the guys with the really big trucks that are making up for penis size."

She swivels her head and looks at the guy on the other side and says:

"Hey, you've got one of those really big trucks, right?"

crustychief 03-24-2011 06:28 AM
I was in the pool!

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jyl 03-24-2011 06:38 AM
there is a correlation between penis size and the distance between your thumb and pointer finger tips, when stretched out.

That seems very functional . . .

Hads930 03-24-2011 06:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sc_rufctr (Post 5920764)
USA 12.9 cm, 5.1 inches - Australia 13.31, 5.2 inches :D

You are aware that measurement is 5.1 inches from the ground!!!!

Porsche-O-Phile 03-24-2011 07:05 AM
If we could just get GM to discontinue the Corvette we'd push the mean back up where it belongs around 8.5" or so nationally...

techweenie 03-24-2011 07:22 AM
Gives new meaning to the song "Big in Japan."

Christien 03-24-2011 07:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisa_spyder (Post 5920754)
"It reveals that all male in this survey add between between 3 and 6 cm to their original penis size when self reported."
Except us Canadians. In keeping with our modest nature, we all under-reported.
:D

speeder 03-24-2011 07:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by azasadny (Post 5920932)
As we used to say in the Navy, "it's not the size of the ship, it's how you bring it into port that matters"... I sure hope that's true!
I like to ram it into the dock repeatedly like a drunken vandal. :cool:

Rusty Heap 03-24-2011 08:08 AM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1300982918.jpg

BRPORSCHE 03-24-2011 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hads930 (Post 5921213)
You are aware that measurement is 5.1 inches from the ground!!!!
Ha. I was going to say something similar.

I don't pee sitting down because I don't like when my ***** gets wet...;)

slakjaw 03-24-2011 10:25 AM
damn now I feel like crap, my self esteem is destroyed.

scottmandue 03-24-2011 12:06 PM
Seriously... what kind of guy puts a ruler to his dingaling?

cashflyer 03-24-2011 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 5921910)
Seriously... what kind of guy puts a ruler to his dingaling?
One who doesn't need a yardstick.

lgb240 03-24-2011 01:20 PM
I wonder how this would fair on a ferrari or corvette message board?


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