I ran over a gander

[slakjaw]

I ran over a goose 2 days ago. It was in the road and there was oncoming traffic. I tried to stop and laid on the horn but I just could not stop in time. The damn thing was running but not fast enough. Thinking back, I should have swerved into the oncoming sedan full of 3 or 4 people to save the ganders life.

I confess. I will be turning myself into the police after I post this. I expect to be charged with animal slaughter and I will likely get a death sentence. It has been nice knowing everyone.

[Jim Richards]

I expect to be charged with animal slaughter and I will likely get a death sentence. It has been nice knowing everyone.

Can I have your camera gear?

[rcecale]

Kyle,

You don't happen to have a blue Acura for a daily driver, do ya?



Randy

[slakjaw]

nope. I drive a Toyota 4 runner

[BlueSkyJaunte]

You damned felon.

[Rikao4]

funny too some..
till they move on & up to kids and old folks..


accident or for food is one thing..
but for fun..
like I said I would drive my car across him for fun all day long..

Rika

[romad]

How sick......Same guy who taped the Mcdonalds fights, why did he not break this two "animals" up.

[VINMAN]

Originally Posted by slakjaw

I ran over a goose 2 days ago. It was in the road and there was oncoming traffic. I tried to stop and laid on the horn but I just could not stop in time..

You honked the horn. Maybe it thought you wanted to mate?

[MT930]

I hit pheasants every year they are pretty thick between home and the office.

I stuff them with wild rice and bacon. They do not go to waste.

[slakjaw]

I went back for the goose but it was mangled up pretty bad. Not something u would want to eat.

[slakjaw]

Sure man. Just point my lenses at a pretty girl every so often.

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I expect to be charged with animal slaughter and I will likely get a death sentence. It has been nice knowing everyone.

Can I have your camera gear?

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by VINMAN

You honked the horn. Maybe it thought you wanted to mate?

It did get effed up...

[M.D. Holloway]

they have been known to be suicidal - many have an image problem, something to do with how swans treat them...there is a bill on the house floor that takes on the issue of swan bullying. I don't expect it to pass though, swans have a powerful lobby and deep pockets...

[A930Rocket]

I've run over three squirrels and a Pica in my 35 years of driving. I'm going to Hell...

[McLovin]

Originally Posted by romad

How sick......Same guy who taped the Mcdonalds fights, why did he not break this two "animals" up.

Whaddya mean? Those mean adult geese were not cute at all! Not like little fluffy babies. They therefore deserved to die.