So, what y'all doing for Rapture?

[lyon]

I'll be having really good and really dirty sex, and then not feeling guilty about it afterwords.

[motion]

Hookers and blow. And bacon.

[slodave]

...And bacon.

The maple kind?

[repp]

I chose tacos for my last meal, god damn it will be nice to get out of this single wide mobil.

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by Paul_Heery

I think there may be something to this end of the world talk, I finally found a well setup 944.

Best. LeMons. Theme. EVARRR!!!!!



I think I'll go blow some **** up about 6 tomorrow evening, just to fck with my neighbors...

[Mark Hjelm]

Anyone want to go looting on Sunday?

[slodave]

I'm in! Great car shopping to do here. Gotta get up early though.

[porsche4life]

Just a shame, that all the guys I know with good cars will still be here...

[slodave]

I'm hitting the Benz, Ferrari and Porsche dealers. I'm going to need a few extra hands...

[porsche4life]

There's a new 5.0 GT in town... Maybe I'll go push it off a cliff...

[repp]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

There's a new 5.0 GT in town... Maybe I'll go push it off a cliff...

OH now thats funny

[GWN7]

I got dressed up in a long white robe and went around looking for people to give me their **** so they could buy their way in........didn't work. Then I came home and looked at the weather channel. They have a forecast for Sunday and Monday so it's not going to happen. If it was, the forecast would be blank. So I'm going to drink beer and work on the 74 as the weather channel says it's going to rain.......

[Matt Smith]

OK guys, this post may be a bit of a shock. I live in the Southern Hemisphere and we were supposed to get it first.

An update: I am alive -thank God- and there have been no earthquakes. I feel blessed, and only have to worry about the following 6 months now to burn in hell.

I 'dodged' the bullet: will you be so lucky?

[ODDJOB UNO]

im a gonna sit on my azz on my porch with all my SPOONS LINED UP. clipped up with a pair of .45's in my shoulder holsters, a pair of .44 mags on my hip, in my wet suit. line up coronas w/limes, some tacos, my honey next to me with a pair of 9mms in her shoulder holsters, and mr snuggles, with GRATEFUL DEAD CRANKING ON "10"!


mr snuggles will have the hk4 and the ppk/s in his dawgie back pack w/spare mags.


all of us will have our aluminum foil helmets on.


NOBODY HERE has told us which way we should be facing for this ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT! and we sure as hell dont want to miss this.

should my lawn chair be pointed N-S-E-W?

[ODDJOB UNO]

and yes that IS A REAL LIVE GEN-U-INE HK-94(semi-auto) which has made me more money than ANY OTHER SPOON I HAVE EVAR OWNED!


why? because everybody and his brother want to make them into hk MP5's(class III's)

you would poo yerself what i paid for that NIB UNFIRED!

[Esel Mann]

I don't know about a Rapture, but as a result of having my morning coffee, eggs, and fruit, I am now sitting on the can (as I type) and experiencing a Rupture.

Now for a courtesy flush and then watch wait and see if Orange County Utilities can handle the Rupture which is coming their way......

[techweenie]

CraigsList is getting pretty weird today -- even weirder than usual.

RAPTURE LIQUIDATORS WANT YOUR ITEMS...HURRY LIMITED TIME!!

[vash]

my friend is the president of a local SPCA. people are dropping off their dogs, so they dont starve..dumpfuks..

she said some neighbors are turning each other in for killing their pets in a mercy killing, so they dont get left behind.

crazy. i would just leave a door open..a front door. just in case..then close the door on the 22nd.

[911Freak]

Originally Posted by techweenie

CraigsList is getting pretty weird today -- even weirder than usual.

RAPTURE LIQUIDATORS WANT YOUR ITEMS...HURRY LIMITED TIME!!

Your right! Pretty funny

HELP THOSE LEFT BEHIND

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by vash

crazy. i would just leave a door open..a front door. just in case..then close the door on the 22nd.

Just install a pet door. Problem solved.