So, what y'all doing for Rapture?

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by ODDJOB UNO

im a gonna sit on my azz on my porch with all my SPOONS LINED UP. clipped up with a pair of .45's in my shoulder holsters, a pair of .44 mags on my hip, in my wet suit. line up coronas w/limes, some tacos, my honey next to me with a pair of 9mms in her shoulder holsters, and mr snuggles, with GRATEFUL DEAD CRANKING ON "10"!


mr snuggles will have the hk4 and the ppk/s in his dawgie back pack w/spare mags.


all of us will have our aluminum foil helmets on.


NOBODY HERE has told us which way we should be facing for this ONCE IN A LIFETIME EVENT! and we sure as hell dont want to miss this.

should my lawn chair be pointed N-S-E-W?

Point your chair East...it's supposed to come rolling with the time zones...

[ODDJOB UNO]

RODGER THAT "EAST!"! we are making feverish preparations for this.



tonights entree will include:



seafood stuffed portobello mushrooms.


U-18 GIANT MOFO SHRIMPS

followed by hagen daz chocolate chocolate chip ice cream


along with fresh corona cervazas.



and if i make it thru this ALIVE....................monyana morning homemade blueberry pancakes to celebrate!



and "SNA-SA-GEZ"(snasages) and milk bones for "MR.SNUGGLES!"

[VaSteve]

Its 6:12 on the east coast....kinda quiet here...anyone left?

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by lyon

I'll be having really good and really dirty sex, and then not feeling guilty about it afterwords.

You feel guilty? She must not have bit a big enough hole in your neck.

Yeah, I think sex right into a ball of fire would be a good way to finish up on Earth.

[widgeon13]

I'm still here. I'm going to drive by the local cemetery to check the action there.

[Zeke]

I think as the West Coast time approaches, the Naval flight crews don't want to be on the ground. I've seen eight F/A 18's leave Long Beach Airport today. They are not based there, they just get fuel and sometimes a tweak or two at Boeing.

I've not seen this many before in one day. I think people are getting tired of the car alarms going off, but if it's the last day, no worries.

[porsche4life]

617 here. Seems normal

[HHI944]

Still here. Guess I'll spend the night on the beach with a good smoke, a nice scotch and try to think out a personal problem. Every problem is better if you can think about it under those conditions.

[techweenie]

Been a lucky day for me. Nearby lawn sale featured a Wassily B3 chair for $10(!)

[HHI944]

Oh, the church thrift where I work part time suffered a massive electrical failure at about noon EST. That was a little freaky given all the hype.

The fact that a massive electrical failure in the middle of a business day was little more than an afterthought should be a pretty good indicator of my frustration.....

[slodave]

Are we dead yet?

[edesign45]

[Noah930]

6:00 and nothing's happened.

Well that's disappointing.

[nota]

ha ha

[targa911S]

DAMMIT! I'm still here! Now I'll have to actually PAY for that Enzo. Shhhhhheeeet!

[Zeke]

Well, Hell.........

[techweenie]

Post Rapture joke:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Everyone.

[Don Plumley]

6:30. Since I'm a heathen and apparently so are most of the people I know, it's difficult to know for sure. But a time-zone sensitive rapture?

[dw1]

Well, the rapture actually happened, but NONE were deemed worthy (esp. the guy with the big ego who thought he knew God's plan) so we're all still here.

I guess we have to just keep dealing with the hell on earth that is work, taxes, etc......

[techweenie]

6:30. Since I'm a heathen and apparently so are most of the people I know, it's difficult to know for sure. But a time-zone sensitive rapture?

There was some discussion of whether Jesus was cool with Daylight Savings Time..