A real car guy

[bivenator]

They did not describe how he had sex with the cars but....

Man admits 'having sex' with 1,000 cars - Telegraph


Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.


"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.


"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."


He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."



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Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

"I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.

[kaisen]

NEVER buy a used car from THAT guy!!!

[dtw]

How do you...y'know...

[Jim Bremner]

but,but, my exhaust goes out of there!

[Joe Bob]

I'm guessing the muffler bearing won't lack any lubrication.........

[crustychief]

"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.


What would you do if you saw this dude railing your car? I can't even fathom what my response would be.

[DanielDudley]

There was a thread on another forum where a guy started talkingabout loving his car and caressing the dash, fondling the mirrors, etc. .

It got shut down, but there were a few others who chimed in. I thought it was a little weird, but I do sometimes praise my 911 verbally like it was a dog, ''Good car.'', so what do I know ?

[masraum]

Well, if you've gotta be a nut, I'd prefer that you were humping cars to little kids or animals.

Hump away nutboy, hump away.

I'd just better not catch him gettin' frisky with my car in a parking lot somewhere.

[URY914]

He sends pictures of himself to others cars via Twitter.

[Esel Mann]

Originally Posted by dtw

How do you...y'know...

I'm guessing all vehicles then need lovin, like for example even buses and semis too.

So....

To add to this, How do you....y'know....handle a semi or a bus?

[HardDrive]

I like the curves on my 997, but last I checked, it doesn't have a vagina. Maybe I need to read the manual more closely.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by HardDrive

I like the curves on my 997, but last I checked, it doesn't have a vagina. Maybe I need to read the manual more closely.

That was an option. You have to drive the car somewhere and pick one up.

[dafischer]

A new definition for the word Autoeroticism.

[exc911ence]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

[notfarnow]

i've seen the documentary, it's disturbing. He sneaks out at night and humps the other guys, and the film crew's cars.. Leaves DNA samples behind

[speeder]

If I catch this guy humping any of my cars, I'll blast him with some bird-shot. Or at least try to get a picture.