This steak tastes like s***!

[legion]

Literally.

Japanese Scientists Create Meat From Poop - FoxNews.com

Why?

Anyone up for some poop burgers?

Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.

He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.

And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.

Why would he even think of it, you might ask.

Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.

Prof Ikeda found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.

According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.

It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

Prof Ikeda and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.

Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.

Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof Ikeda's stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.

Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted...

[Aurel]

I`ll pass on the poo burger, thanks.

[LeeH]

April 1st was a while back, wasn't it?

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Originally Posted by legion

Literally.

Japanese Scientists Create Meat From Poop - FoxNews.com

Why?

It's Japan.

What else do you need to know?

[Tobra]

soylent green is people

[URY914]

Soylent brown is crap.

[azasadny]

I'm glad I'm a vegetarian when I see something like this...

[oldE]

Come on guys!

Where did you think they got the raw materials for the stuff that came out of the food synthesizers in the Si-Fi books and movies? Pulled it out of the vacuum of space?

Enjoy your steak!

Les

[trekkor]

I'm glad I'm a vegetarian

Veggies grow in poo...


KT

[EdT82SC]

Originally Posted by azasadny

I'm glad I'm a vegetarian when I see something like this...

The article says the protein is from the bacteria in the poo. Bacteria is a plant. Soy of course is a plant too. So these are vegetarion, vegan even. Dig in, plant eater

[holtjv]

Speaking of poo-food...From Alexanders in Cupertino:

[GH85Carrera]

Waiter!

There is corn in my steak.

[peppy]

Why did I ever assume that it would have been cow crap? They are using human waste!


A1 has never made enough steak sauce to mask the taste.

[EdT82SC]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Waiter!

There is corn in my steak.

Worse than that, is all the pharmaceuticals that would be in it. You would be getting poo steak dosed with viagra, zanex, and ritalin. That is one of the big issues with water that is cleaned up from sewage, and made potable again.