Afraid?

[BK911]

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner
For a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man
Behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and
A concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
And the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
Driver's' face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
"Not a f?cking thing!"

[Porsche-O-Phile]

As well he shouldnt be!

Good one!

[RWebb]

I guess technically he was not "carrying" the Claymores strapped around the vehicle.

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by BK911

"Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

"I'm scared of my own shadow, otherwise i wouldn't be hiding behind all these guns."

[azasadny]

Good answer...

[cashflyer]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

"I'm scared of my own shadow, otherwise i wouldn't be hiding behind all these guns."

Now that's funny.

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Now that's funny.

It is funny, ironically so, as it illustrates the author's fundamental lack of understanding of the subject matter.

[KevinP73]

Originally Posted by Tobra

It is funny, ironically so, as it illustrates the author's fundamental lack of understanding of the subject matter.

And hereeeeee we go.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by wdfifteen

"I'm scared of my own shadow, otherwise i wouldn't be hiding behind all these guns."

Nominated for dumbest post of the year.