Saw this at the bank today.:mad:
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1382150560.jpg

My guess is that she farted just after she got in the car, and the lack of oxygen had something to do with it.

Notice how that wagon over to the left decided not to try to leave after making note of the craziness.

I love whe ppl put some effort into the note! This one translates into:

Hi
You confirmed what i earier suspected. Owners of Renaults are idiots!
Would you please move you rolling French lavatory so that i doesnt block the garage?
There are ppl who has real cars in there that would like to be able to drive them at the same time you are parked.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1382179711.jpg

At my local Goodwill store. When I went in I saw the Caddy parked pretty close to the line. Westy showed up a little later and left himself plenty of room to get out on the driver's side.


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1382251119.jpg

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1382736276.jpg



-e.

Knew I recognised that Lambo in London…

Saw it on display outside Scotland Yard.

Glow-in-the-dark Lamborghini Aventador could be crushed - MSN Cars UK

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1384524711.jpg

Repost from Random Pics.

Actually, Glen, that's TWO cars in ONE spot.

Still generally viewed as a douchebag move, though.

that is skillz!

OK so I don't take up 2 spaces but still get dirtbags on me... what gives? Ya can't win I tell ya!!!

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1387908371.jpg

I finally had a verbal confrontation with one of these idiots today and, had my mom not been in the front sear, I think it would have escalated. We were in the 993 and pulled into a gas station behind an SUV who was also pulling up to a pump. But he stopped between the two pumps. There were cars on the right so I couldn't go around him and I wasn't sure what he was doing. When he got out to start pumping gas and looked at me, I threw my hands up. He did the same. Then a car on the right moved, so I went around and had to back up to his bumper to get the hose to reach. He said, "I would have moved if you had been cool about it." I said, "Who wouldn't have thrown up their hands for a move like that? Who parks between two gas pumps?" He said he didn't see me behind him. I asked why that mattered and why anyone would park that way, even if there were no one else around. He then said, "Oh, you must have pulled in behind me." I said, "Yes, and I watch my mirrors too."

What an effing doosh.

Good for you, Rick.

That mentality reminds me of those clueless pedestrians who choose to walk down the middle of the road - until you come along - then they move off to one side.

WTF?

Good idea. I think I'll print some up in Dutch, German or Arabic. Perps can spend time figuring out what it says.

S

:D

Any my favorite, as this will really screw with their tiny, pointed heads:D

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1387938408.jpg

At the Chateau Élan at Sebring and with a full hotel these asswhipes parked like this last night:mad:http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1391915624.jpg
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1391915636.jpg

Need a box of these..
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1391915679.jpg

I took up two parking spaces today at Bass Pro...at least I think I did. It's really hard to tell when there is an inch of snow over two inches of ice during a road salt shortage.

Guy "spray paints" lines on cars using multiple spaces.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/LRP30mhqmnQ?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>)

Should get most perps' attention. For starters, here's a short list of possible products (warranty not implied. YMMV.):

Water Removable Spray Paint, Water Soluble Spray Paint, Water Removable Aerosol Paint, Temporary Marking Spray Paint from Parkin Chemical Corporation
Art Primo: Molotow Chalk Spray Paint [Specialty Cans]
Movie Paint | NewRuleFX – Expendables & Supplies

Don't forget the note and the antidote.

Sherwood

Seems like a good way to end up in the hospital

This!

It would only be a matter of time before you pranked the wrong dude(s) that don't take too kindly to you spray painting their ride!

I'd be pissed... and if that guy thinks he'd diffuse the situation by explaining that it's easily removed he'd be (very) sorely mistaken.

I like it.

Now if there was just some way to dissuade the people who use the middle of the parking lot exit blocking both entrance & exit.

Might be a repeat...


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1398817733.jpg

Like anyone would park next to THAT POS?

another day at the nursing home...
 

Old Surfer's Trick: wax their windshield.

My parking lot at work: I got a trifecta in one shot:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1403118547.jpg
1. White Sprinter van taking up two spots.
2. Camry parked in the 'Truck turn area that is painted yellow AND has plastic removable barriers (that were placed there to keep folks from parking there)
3. Black Audi Wagon :eek: also parked in the Truck turn zone.

What urks me the most are the two cars parked in the truck turn zone: there are plenty of spots a little further away from the building - but I guess when you are lazy you would rather do what BAW does and park in the truck turn zone. :rolleyes:

-Z

You can drive a BAW to your workplace and not get fired? ;)

They tolerate other brands -- at least the BAW is German! :D

-Z

If I was going to leave my Audi in a turning area, (where I could expect to loose the front of my car), I'd likely make an effort to tuck it up against the kurb, and not abandon it 3 feet further into the road than it needs to be.

Busy restaurant parking in Carlsbad. Texan went big.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1404696405.jpg

Don't know if this will work, but this is great.

<div id="fb-root"></div> <script>(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js#xfbml=1"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));</script>
<div class="fb-post" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152313219721553" data-width="466"><div class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152313219721553">Post</a> by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=625611552">Chris Brown</a>.</div></div>

If the video doesn't show up, click on "post"

I don't think I would have parked right next to him after doing that...