Another d'bag needs two parking spaces.

[LEAKYSEALS951]

If TABS owned a trike!!!!

[Joe Bob]

Naw, his has training wheels.....

[wildthing]

Not technically two parking spaces, but man, if I had all the money in the world, I'll pay for commercials explaining the difference between compact cars are and full size sedans and SUVs. SUVs are not compact cars.

[Joe Bob]

Compact describes the penis....

[widebody911]

This beotch decided to just leave her SUV in the lane. I watched her get out of it and walk into the building.

[nynor]

this is dumb....

[URY914]

[URY914]

[Por_sha911]

They get style points for this one.

[tubwreck]

At the local Whole Foods...

[DaveE]

Originally Posted by tubwreck

At the local Whole Foods...

I have mixed feelings about this one. Looking at how close that vanasourus is to the line I'm. It sure I'd want that door slamming into the side of my Merc. I'd find another spot I think.

[matt930s]

Originally Posted by URY914

I will borrow my daughters chalk and keep it in my car from now on.

MattR

[Bill Douglas]

AND it's a Porsche (sort of )

[fingpilot]

Originally Posted by Baz

Yeah but it's a TURBO Cayenne, Craig...TURBO!

I've been to Moorpark...on my way to visit the Reagan Library....

You know what Moorpark is spelled backward?

[Craig T]

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Oh my....pissy today aren't we?

Well, once you have seen 1480 d'bag parking posts, you have pretty much seen them all...

[Bill Douglas]

A rather strange one yesterday. I went with GF to a market where the parking is impossible, so I dropped her off and waited in the car NEXT to a disabled parking spot. A woman limped over to my car and started walking backwards and forwards looking at my car. I just politely smiled and looked straight ahead. Then she started telling me off for being in a disabled park. I pointed out I wasn't and I was stopped on a broken yellow line, so she went nuts about that. I told her the rules are "No parking on broken yellow lines, but stopping on them is OK, and parking is only parking when you leave the car." Man was she angry and walked off cursing me.

[1990C4S]

Technically it appears if your car is in Park you are parked...

From: Ask the Parking Guru: What's the Difference Between "No Stopping" and "No Parking"? - 7x7 Bay Area

No Parking means that you may not stop your car by putting it in park or in some fashion having the vehicle locked in a stationary position. So can you stop there at all? Yes, you may stop there to quickly drop off or pick up passengers, but you may not wait there for passengers to arrive. Last year, there were 18,179 No Parking citations issued.

No Stopping is actually even stricter than No Parking. Not only are you not allowed to park here, you also are not allowed to pick up someone very quickly at the curb, make a phone call, check the SFpark app, or stop your vehicle's forward motion for any reason.

[Bill Douglas]

Different country, different rules.

[nynor]

Originally Posted by Craig T

i give this one a pass.