New, Two and a Half Men....

[porsche4life]

Whorrible ehh?

[widgeon13]

predictable and boring, don't really want to watch any more.

[strupgolf]

That new guy is SO BORING and not funny; I cant watch it anymore. So sad, but now I'll watch MNF.

[crb07]

Yep, crap. Big Bang funny as hell.

[widgeon13]

Looks like the curse has taken over the Kuch as well, he's off the deep end.

[enzo1]

yeah, looks like it.... How do you make the show worse? RERUNS!

[WolfeMacleod]

Originally Posted by Brando

Totally sucks. Bill Prady and Chuck Lorre can now focus on making Big Bang Theory better.

I don't think Big Bang Theory could get much better.
I understand that if you pay attention to Sheldon's white boards, the equations written on them are all linked to a problem he's working on... whoever cast Jim Parsons should be given the Casting Medal of Honor. I don't think I've ever seen someone more perfect for a role.

[kach22i]

The thing which really annoys me; is the Ashton Kutcher character supposed to be really smart as in self made millionaire, or really stupid like a overgrown child?

If the character is supposed to be both, then they really didn't think this one out. That would be the writer's fault and not Ashton Kutcher's fault, right?

[looneybin]

do you ever pause the tv at the end to read Chuck Lorre's vanity cards?
they are hilarious.

[futuresoptions]

So sad... please bring Charlie Harper back from the dead!

[jeffgrant]

Originally Posted by looneybin

do you ever pause the tv at the end to read Chuck Lorre's vanity cards?
they are hilarious.

No need to pause and squint in the day and age of these multi-connected tubes and such.

CLP - Vanity Cards - Big Bang Theory

The site also has the vanity cards for all the shows he does.

[kach22i]

Originally Posted by looneybin

do you ever pause the tv at the end to read Chuck Lorre's vanity cards?
they are hilarious.

I started reading them just last week when I taped a show.

Great stuff.

[dad911]

Originally Posted by futuresoptions

So sad... please bring Charlie Harper back from the dead!

No, It would have been funny if Jake inherited the house, and his dad continued to sponge off of the son, without introducing the new character.

[widgeon13]

Originally Posted by dad911

No, It would have been funny if Jake inherited the house, and his dad continued to sponge off of the son, without introducing the new character.

Now that could have been funny. They could still do it, just kill off Kucher before DEMI does it, or better yet have Demi do it on "Live "TV.

[Joe Bob]

Didn't even bother to watch Demi's husband.....no talent hack. My pessimism has been rewarded.

[regency]

they just changed the show's name to...........two and a half pieces of *****.

Steve

73 911 T MFI Coupe, Aubergine

[widgeon13]

I only watch now to see how bad it is!!!

[Dottore]

Originally Posted by jeffgrant

No need to pause and squint in the day and age of these multi-connected tubes and such.

CLP - Vanity Cards - Big Bang Theory

The site also has the vanity cards for all the shows he does.

There's some solid gold there Jeff. Thanks for posting the link.

For example:

Jillian had a urinary tract infection... again. Her doctor liked to abbreviate the condition to UTI. She liked to abbreviate it to TMH - Too Much Humping. Regardless, the road back to vaginal happiness was always the same: cranberry juice and abstinence. Thankfully, her boyfriend, Dudley, was always very understanding. He'd just smile, hold her in his arms and say, "Well, babe, when one door closes, another one opens up." She'd always giggle and blush when he'd say that, but deep down she wished she had the courage to cover his mouth and nose with a chloroform-soaked rag, and then, while he was unconscious, snip off his testicles with the little scissors she uses to groom her schnauzer.

.....Nobody sang Bee Gees songs on karaoke night like Dudley.

[Dottore]

And another:



CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #362

She was the kind of woman who said, "I hope this special day is infused with beauty and light and that all your hopes and dreams crystalize into a loving reality emanating from an equally loving universe." He would have been more comfortable if she just said, "Happy birthday."

He was the kind of man who said, "Whenever I see one of those tired, middle-aged, balding schmucks pushing a baby carriage down Montana Avenue behind his thirty-year old, yoga-fied, Pilate- sized, armoire shopping, second wife, I can't help but feel a wave of pity for the poor, toad-like bastard." She would have been more comfortable if he just said, "I don't really want more kids."

She was the kind of woman who said, "What difference does it make if I've slept with rock stars, movie stars and sports legends? You measure up quite nicely to all those guys." He would have been more comfortable if she just said, "Stand still while I stab you in the heart with my intrauterine device."

He was the kind of man who said, "I'm a worn-out, emotional wreck who's incapable of anything resembling warmth, love and intimacy, but I have a lot of money and you'll never want for anything." She would have been more comfortable if he just said.... No, actually, she was entirely comfortable with the way he put it.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by WolfeMacleod

I don't think I've ever seen someone more perfect for a role.

There's a guy in my local mall's Apple store who would give him a run for the money. He'd look nerdy even for 1950.