I'm 48 - Why does everything make me fart now?

[GH85Carrera]

Farts are funny if you are the farter. They are not funny if you are the smeller.

The man that started the company I work at took, in his words "early retirement at age 92." He would get the walking farts. He could walk across the room with evey step another toot. It was pretty funny as long as you were far enough away. He is 96 now and still drives over to chat and "shoot the breeze."

I hope I am in as good of shape as he is when I am in my 90s.

[MarkRobinson]

Hell, you bested me by 15 years! Congrats.

[Zeke]

Since you have been traveling a lot, you might have picked up something.

You can get some tests done.

Maybe you'll need a Fecal Transplant

[RWebb]

best post yet!

but oddly, even after 3 pages, no one has used the term: anal sphincter

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by RWebb

best post yet!

but oddly, even after 3 pages, no one has used the term: anal sphincter

Until now

[12own911]

Great topic... had me laughing with tears...

[Racerbvd]

Originally Posted by 12own911

Great topic... had me laughing with tears...

Sure it was the laughing and not the Gas that brought you too tears??

[Dueller]

One of the basic truths in life: If there are two people on an elevator and one silently farts, both know who did it.

[JonT]

A big bowl of cereal before bed and i can make a train's horn sound like a feint whisper the next morning.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by JonT

A big bowl of cereal before bed and i can make a train's horn sound like a feint whisper the next morning.

Hehe, your cereal DOES NOT want to compete with my well aged steak.

[motion]

Originally Posted by Dueller

At your (our) age...3 riules: 1) Never pass up a bathroom 2) never waste an erection and 3) never trust a fart.

LOL, that's some funny stuff right there!