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Automotive brand mockery
I want to make stickers/graphics for our LeMons car.
I need help with automotive brand mockery. For example: Goodyear~ Dog Ear. Gulf~ Goof or Gulp. The funnier the better! KT
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01-29-2012, 10:51 AM
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Borscht, Hell Of, Parnelli...
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Schlepco
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01-29-2012, 10:59 AM
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This is gonna be good!
thank you  KT
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01-29-2012, 11:04 AM
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Mobil 1 = imMobil
Shell = Shill Penzoil = Pi$$oil Snap On = Snap'd Off |
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01-29-2012, 11:08 AM
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Firestone tires= Flinstone tires
Chevron = ChevGone or Chevruin Goodyear = Goodbeer Snap on = Crap on Hooker Headers = hooker headers and I'm spent...
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1984 Carrera Coupe = love affair 1997 Eagle Talon Tsi = old girlfriend (RIP) 2014 Chrysler 300 AWD Hemi = family car "Lowering the bar with every post!" |
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01-29-2012, 11:22 AM
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Craftsman = Crapsman
Ford = DORF or FROD Toybota |
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01-29-2012, 11:22 AM
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Craftsman? Gotta be politically correct. It's "craftsperson" these days...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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01-29-2012, 11:55 AM
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Sponsered by mastercard. Then get a smittybuilt sticker and alter it to ****tybuilt
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01-29-2012, 12:25 PM
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Run smooth, run fast
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Location: South Carolina
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CHAMPEEN Spark Plugs
GIRL LING Brake Fluid BILL STINE Shock Absorbers RAIN SEX Wipers LUBEY THE LUBEMEISTER Friction Proofing
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You got the wrecked Bimmer ready to race?
BMW~Bite My Wiener. (There are dozens of names for a BMW.) |
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01-29-2012, 12:28 PM
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Kobald tools
Brad Pitt-the green oil (ok, that's reaching a bit there)
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1981 911SC ROW SOLD - JULY 2015 Pacific Blue Wayne |
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ballshine shocks
urkelizes tires totaled oil dwarf fuel Leberkleister joke name for Jägermeister, in German it means "Liver glue".
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'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. |
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01-29-2012, 01:39 PM
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this thread reminds me of Whacky Packages
The Wacky Packages Webpages
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Lucas electrics. A joke all its own!
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01-29-2012, 04:16 PM
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Larsen's Biscuits
Peniston Oils We'll see who gets those.
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01-29-2012, 04:30 PM
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Make sure to check out my balls in the Pelican Parts Catalog! 917 inspired shift knobs. '84 Targa - Arena Red - AX #104 '07 Toyota Camry Hybrid - Yes, I'm that guy... '01 Toyota Corolla - Urban Camouflage - SOLD |
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01-29-2012, 04:34 PM
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Yes, we can see who the Top Gear fans are.
It needs to be a diesel, though.
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1971 911S, 2.7RS spec MFI engine, suspension mods, lightened Suspension by Rebel Racing, Serviced by TLG Auto, Brakes by PMB Performance |
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01-29-2012, 04:35 PM
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Arse Biscuits!
I remember the first time I saw that. Could not stop laughing.
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'85 911. White - 53,000 miles bought 3-16-07. "Casper" '88 924S. Blue - 120k miles bought with 105k miles. '94 968 Coupe - White - 108,000 miles bought 9-28-17 '09 Cayman - Grey - bought 9-8-20 |
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01-29-2012, 08:00 PM
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Someone suggested for Hankook~ Hoon Kook.
I laughed. KT
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1984 Porsche Carrera
Eagle Talon TSi AWD
Chrysler 300 AWD Hemi
Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
P truck orsche
2004 Mazda Miata
1971 Porsche 911S
1984 Porsche Targa 3.2L
