Ex-wives are so bat chit crazy....

[Dueller]

...they sleep hanging upside down.

That is all.








For now. Sheesh.

[VINMAN]

That is why they are the "ex" wife....

[porsche4life]

You really should elaborate on that jim....

[bivenator]

Yes, they are crazy. My ex has remarried three times after our marriage. One dude killed himself with a gunshot thru the heart, one overdosed on coke and booze, and the most recent ran off and is living in a different state after just 3 months of wedded bliss.

After the last husband ran off, the roomate who remained behind was murdered a few weeks ago. My ex had nothing to do with it, but good heavens what a path of destruction she has left.

My daughter from the crazy ex showed me a facebook post from her mom (the ex) with what looks to be a wedding ring on her hand. This is odd because she is still married to the 4th husband and is currently in a womens only rehab clinic.

Now thats crazy, somebody top that I dare you.

[crustychief]

Holy carp! how did you escape!!??

[HHI944]

Dude, all women are bat ***** crazy......

[MRM]

In all fairness, Jim, she was just as crazy when you were together. You just notice it more now that you don't live with her on a daily basis.

[GH85Carrera]

Naa, there are few wonderful ones.
I had to look a long time to find one.
No, she does not have a sister.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera

Naa, there are few wonderful ones.
I had to look a long time to find one.
No, she does not have a sister.

You had to look a long time to find an ex?

[billh1963]

Tell me about it...I have two exes.

[red-beard]

All my ex's live in Texas...fortunately not!

Sometimes I wonder what has happened to them. Then I come to my senses.

[genrex]

It's all relative. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say a scheming homicidal psycho with a twitch in her eye is pretty much a 10. Compared to that, it's a blessing that my ex only has tons of money and a penchant for filing nuisance lawsuits.

By the way, Kathy Bates is still available...

[HHI944]

On the lighter side, a mutual friend who's still talking to me recently told me that TEB is ******* up at work, always moody and spends almost every evening alone at a bar we used to frequent. I just smiled and continued with my scotch and cigar.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by NotaBRG

Glen, you have a wonderful ex? That is a new one.

I was responding to post #6.

[andyt11]

Biv - I'm glad you survived! Wow!

[jhynesrockmtn]

Now thats crazy, somebody top that I dare you.

You win I'm sure. My ex, whom I'm on good terms with, seems to have a cloud hanging over her that is hopefully starting to lift.

The first serious guy after our divorce that she lived with was cheating on her the whole time, left her after the GF got pregnant and took a bunch of $'s from her when he left.

Serious guy number 2 also moved in. She got in to business with him (remodeling and design work). He started drinking again (recovering alcoholic) and disappeared after 1 1/2 years together leaving her with clients hanging, one who sued her and a bunch of debt. She had some of the assets including $25k in cabinets in storage. His last act was stealing those and selling them.

I think her judgement is starting to improve. Hope so for her and my kids sake. Yes, she also fits the crazy category. Diagnosed and all that. Is there a woman out there not on anti depressant medication? I've been looking for 4 years and can't find one. Those pharma guys sure do know how to market their products.

[wreckersteve]

There is a reason my son lives with me. And she knew it, and never put up a battle for him. Been trhough a few guys since. Current one seems decent. And she has stayed active in my sons life. But still crazy as a loon.

[mossguy]

I don't have one (an ex). Should I be feeling deprived?

[Jim Richards]

Ex-wives? WTF?

[Danimal16]

Bat chit crazy is one thing but once you realized that you married (and divorced) a mean *****, you will never forget it.