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Gary H 1978 911 SC
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Fort Worth Texas
Posts: 1,306
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Card Services 28.44 minutes
Card Services 28.44 minutes on hold and I loved it. These M.F. call every week and they used to piss me off. Today i answered and fed them $14k of BS and told some lady I would have to walk in from the back pasture to give them my account #. Yea I took a 20 minute soak in the hot tub and then told her I was locked out of the house and had a spare key in the barn. She is sill trying to talk to me still a I hammer this out. Yes I am on the no call list and have pressed 1 many times to be removed. Yes she is still on. What should I say next. PS I got the day off and it is raining. 34.50 now.
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02-03-2012, 10:03 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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Ask her what color her panties are. That usually gets them to hang up.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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02-03-2012, 10:11 AM
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Whoopsies I was banned!!!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Trying to Escape from FLA
Posts: 4,596
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Wow 30+ minutes, that's awesome!
You could make a pit-stop and "drop the kids off at the pool" and let her hear all the details. You could also tell her that it's mid-day and time for your daily rub out, would she talk dirty to you to help get a rhythm. Please keep us apprised of your progress. I don't think I've ever been able to get anyone to stay on hold for more than 5 minutes at best. I tip my hat to you good sir! |
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02-03-2012, 10:20 AM
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Registered
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: houston, tx
Posts: 7,261
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I got the call about 2 hrs ago. I told the dude to hold on as I needed to get my paperwork together. Unfortunately he only lasted a few minutes. I'm sure I will get another opportunity.
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02-03-2012, 10:38 AM
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Registered
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
Posts: 48,561
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WOW! You are the man! Love it!
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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02-03-2012, 10:39 AM
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Registered Cruiser
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pursuing Happiness
Posts: 3,892
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"What are you wearing?"
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87' Carmine Red Carrera - Keeper 82' Silver SC - Sold 79' Gran Prix White SC - Sold 05' Black C2S - Daily driver I have never really completely understood anything. |
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02-03-2012, 11:01 AM
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AutoBahned
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Answer with "Financial Fraud Unit -- How may I direct Your Call?"
you can also name your wifi node "Police Surveillance Van #11" |
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02-03-2012, 11:37 AM
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Carrera
