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Judge Judy-anyone have a wife like her?

I like to watch J.J.

I do NOT watch much t.v, but I love people being disciplined for their actions.

Nothing like having a Gal, half- ass decent looking (for their age) with brains.

Just curious if your wife is so logical as Judge J.J towards you?

Doe's it drive you nuts or would you like for her talk to you like Marilyn Monroe on Prozac?

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My wife is tough - but not with me. Only the other people. That makes it nice. I always take her along when I negotiate a car purchase. I'd bring her for job offer negotiations too if I could!

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Nah, Joanna is only 40 something.
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My wife is a terminator in human form. Seriously one of the toughest human beings I have ever met, and I'm including the cancer survivors, veterans, etc.

My wife was born in a tiny Indian village. She got her first pair of shoes when she was 8. 20 years of hard struggle landed her in a Harvard fellowship. I pity the MFer that stands in her way, cause brother, she is going to take you down, and you won't even know what happened. North Indian women make Sicilians look like amateurs.
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South Indian women are more spicy
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If I did have a wife like JJ.
I would just hang myself.
No need for help.
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I'll second vas, but my family and friends have my back, and would hang me before I married here.
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I did and I divorced her 20 years agp
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I cannot imagine what she is like when she gets home from work. Like a policeman coming home, how do u turn the discipline off? If I was single and she was single, it would be a coffee date only!
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Why would I want a wife like her?
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My wife is a terminator in human form. Seriously one of the toughest human beings I have ever met, and I'm including the cancer survivors, veterans, etc.

My wife was born in a tiny Indian village. She got her first pair of shoes when she was 8. 20 years of hard struggle landed her in a Harvard fellowship. I pity the MFer that stands in her way, cause brother, she is going to take you down, and you won't even know what happened. North Indian women make Sicilians look like amateurs.
Which city is she from? I spent a year in Baroda (Vododra) Gujarat
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She seems like a pretty nice lady outside of the court. I caught her on the Jimmy Kimmel show one night.



I have to endure home arguments with my wife "the doctor;" not a medical doctor mind you, but in education. Like all wives I suppose, she's never wrong.
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Some year ago her husband was caught with a much younger 'flame' - forgot which gossip rag/show did the expose' - but it was quietly swept under. Looked pretty convincing, they had cell records, photos of them holding hands, etc, etc - then poooof - not another word
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I am cracking up at all the responses. I am not married yet, but living with her for the last 7 years.

No Soup for you!



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I have heard of the show but I have never seen even 5 seconds of it. I presume it is like Judge Wapner. I never saw his show except on the movie Rain Man.

That format of TV show just does not draw me in. I am not a fan of any daytime tv.
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It's always on at my gym when I work out, but with no audio. I've seen clips before and she can be entertaining when she dresses down some total idiot. But I wouldn't be married to anyone with short hair.
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You don't want JJ to be a wife. You want her to be a husband.
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I have heard of the show but I have never seen even 5 seconds of it. I presume it is like Judge Wapner. I never saw his show except on the movie Rain Man.

That format of TV show just does not draw me in. I am not a fan of any daytime tv.
I go to the gym at 4'oclock every day and that's whats on TV. The interesting thing is she hates tax cheats, insurance abusers, and scammers. When people are abusing SSI she always says she's going to turn the tape of the show over to the government.

I don't know if they actually do, however I sure hope so.
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I did and I divorced her 20 years agp
For me it was 30 years ago. I think my ex wanted to pass judgement on everything. She did me. She even thought about law school.

She's buried 2 ex's since.

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