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Hugo930 03-04-2012 06:44 AM

Respond:
"at least one of us does, how much?"

cashflyer 03-04-2012 06:49 AM

I feel like I missed an episode.
Now I have to find that other thread and see what led up to this.

Joe Bob 03-04-2012 06:59 AM

She was online with all of this....I find it funny that she objects later....we went into the restaurant.....she asked for the 'slut table'.....she flirted shamelessly with the waiter and when he was about to bite, she stated we were gonna go out to the cab and do it.....redheads....kill me now...

C'mon.....I was just trying to get laid......I'm 54 and Tweezers won't call me.....

TheMentat 03-04-2012 07:01 AM

Quote:

I feel like I missed an episode.<br>
Now I have to find that other thread and see what led up to this.
No kidding... At least post a link to the prequel!

Joe Bob 03-04-2012 07:07 AM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/off-topic-discussions/660424-uncle-joe-bob-has-sleep-over.html

Well there was the blonde last week....then this redhead walked by and WTF I'm on a roll.....JB's winky hasn't fallen off yet.....

red911sc 03-04-2012 07:08 AM

Call her explain that you dropped your phone in water and tried to dry it out for a few days but it still wouldn't work so you bought a new one only then did you see all the texts etc. Then hit it once more and never speak to her again maybe then she'll get the message lol

vash 03-04-2012 07:24 AM

I don't get it. She's pissed because you blew her off after the third date?

motion 03-04-2012 07:54 AM

Nobody gets it, Cliffie. That's the point...

red911sc 03-04-2012 08:03 AM

What's not to understand? Deep down she liked our little Joe Bob and wanted this to go somewhere no matter what the arrangement upfront.

dipso 03-04-2012 08:05 AM

I don't get it.
It was your third date, you went out for dinner, you did it in the cab, you dropped her off and went home.

Maybe she wanted you to stay the night with her, maybe she thinks you treated her like a hooker. That's what the message was about.
Beats me?

Superman 03-04-2012 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6599329)
I'm gonna send you a bill for services, you Fucher.....you suck

How would you respond?
...

I wouldn't.

WE have no background info. Doesn't make sense.

juanbenae 03-04-2012 08:25 AM

sounds like she's just gotten to know mike a little better. third date, three posts, you know how MZ can rub against the grain.....

Joe Bob 03-04-2012 08:38 AM

I'm a taste that takes awhile to mature.....like a good wine.

I hooked with a few GF from High School, via facebook......had a blast. But.....hadda move on.

I like to play, fuch with the flatlanders....we went down Beach and PCH...slowly nothing more fun than a tramp in a cab.... She was driving....I did the Papal wave.....we were greeted like monarchs.

Wasn't enuff....I be done with redheads......

I need a screwball like me.....

Hugo930 03-04-2012 08:44 AM

A tramp in a cab?

I can't seem to find a reason why any woman wouldn't want a 54 year old boy...and so respectful to boot.

Joe Bob 03-04-2012 08:48 AM

HUGO930

What part of stay out my threads is unclear to your inbred brain?

Please go FUCH yerself. What attracts you to me....?

HHI944 03-04-2012 08:50 AM

Don't take this as casting a stone...more of an observation. But, with a maturity level that spawns such brilliant epithets as 'bite me, sid' for your signature, are you really surprised you managed to piss a woman off?

Hugo930 03-04-2012 08:53 AM

On top of the class act that you are, you have anger issues.

You're single at 54?

OMG, The injustice!!!

BTW, this is a public forum.

HHI944 03-04-2012 08:54 AM

I may not have a 'sense of humor', but I obviously have a firmer grasp on the concept of decorum...

Gogar 03-04-2012 08:58 AM

Wait, so . . . .

You met up with this lady and she said she was cool with a casual "no strings" hookup?

But it turns out she was lying and not really ok with a casual "no strings" hookup?


Alert the media!!!!

Joe Bob 03-04-2012 09:01 AM

Ummm, ahhhh, yeah.....we should kill this thread.

I'm gonna go troll the slopes....


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