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Wait, you wear old underwear on top of all this?
Text her back, and use her roomates name. chicks love that.
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Just out of intellectual curiosity...
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My hands were under my arm pits.....like that gal on SNL.
Since I live in my Momz basement, I have three foil helmets...one for everyday wear, one formal and the last for Church of the Spaghetti Monster......it matches my electronic monitor that the court mandates that I wear. This is the internet......some of us have more fun than others. Joe Bob is my name and I play the game What a buncha Maroons..... 
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Really Joe? Why?
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...they ended up in the 5150 ward from laughing hysterically.
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He tells the girls he's a secret agent.
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03-05-2012, 06:09 AM
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 Note the "Coboy" hat. 
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03-05-2012, 06:28 AM
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joe bob - am completely in with you here, on the edge on my seat !!! That text would drive crazy as in: WTF did I do to you @2am???
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03-05-2012, 08:05 AM
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If I hadda guess I bet that text was sent at 2 a.m. by someone watching the Lifetime channel thru the bottom of a Vodka bottle.
If I responded at all it'd be something like: "I thought we were on the barter system."
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WOW, though I do agree with you! We need some more of that de-trolling spray! I'm not even a target of his, have called out his racism and sexism, zero response. Guess I'm right on target. Hey look another name on the list and I no longer have to look at smallo-930! Joe Bob, Please take this in the spirit intended of poking you in the ribs and saying "look, look, look!!!" I'm dying laughing here. Keep up the bad work I need the giggles! I'd not respond, doubt I would ever respond to her again, there are more out there. Download (did you say three times?  ), forget (processing right now), move on (you need to line up the next hottie)! Vicariously living,
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03-05-2012, 08:26 AM
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Joe Bob's water supply:
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maybe she just wanted JB to pay for dry cleaning services
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JB, never stop.
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Guys, this is better than the soaps... well, until ungo9291/2 opens his pie hole that is!
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Joe Bob, I was going to caution you on your choice in women in your "sleep over" thread.
However after much consideration I decided to withhold comment... Why ruin the fun... I knew more interesting post would be on the way. And you young guys giving us old ba$terds a hard time... you do realize... one day you will be us!
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Dry cleaning, hair, carpet, walls, ceiling.
It gets expensive. But then you'll have to charge her the medical rate: Health Benefits of Semen - Yahoo! Voices - voices.yahoo.com "A study at the State University of New York at Albany says there is a positive correlation between unprotected sex and lower depression rates" |
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