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Joe, you need to move to "The Villages" in Florida...Look for a widow, not a divorcée
He would do well here in Arizona as well. Lots of singles here!

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Old 03-05-2012, 09:36 AM
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Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....

Think I'm gonna pass....
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Ya, go for it... Maybe you can reform her....
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did she suggest you dine at the Y?
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Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....

Think I'm gonna pass....
Acting like your avatar?
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Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....

Think I'm gonna pass....
You are so dum an stoopid. The original text was a joke. She likes you.

Now who is the maroon?
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Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....

Think I'm gonna pass....
Speaking as a PSYCHO magnet, I say GO FOR IT!!!
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All the same, I would open your own bottle of wine and let her start eating any dish first...
On second thoughts , that last suggestion may not be practical!
er, if she's already eating it, you could eat hers-no that's not it.
If she's eating and your eating at the same time-no nor that.
How about you just eat each others without making eye contact? The salad...
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this is funny because it isn't happening to me
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they don't even know where I live or my real name.

When I travel down South I use a alias...even have business cards made up with it on them....... "Micheal Zee" , "I'm French" and a phone number "202-456-1414"

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That's the White House number.....
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The number was on a refurb laptop I bought from the Gateway Store in South Dakota a few years ago....


BTW...go for dinner....worst thing that can happen is she will tie you up for a few days..... Leave a note as to where your going just in case.....
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this is funny because it isn't happening to me
It can be you, too, Todd. You just need to apply yourself.
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Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....

Think I'm gonna pass....
dont be so damn selfish. think about US!! we love this. GO!

whatever your decision, we are behind you..(or will have an opinion on the matter)
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Don't be a wuss, Joe Bob. What's the worst that can happen?

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C'mon Joe Bob!!! What have you got to lose????

Besides, we're hurting for good, honest, fun entertainment!!! WE LOVE YA MAN!!!!

(Were it me I'd probably pass, more fish in the sea and such...) But, do not be like me, I give bad advice, I mean good advice, I mean WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU!!!!!
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Just think along the lines of the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.
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Well there IS my brother's bachelor party this weekend.....what could happen with booze and hookers?
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Got another text....she invited me to dinner.....

Think I'm gonna pass....
A man's gotta eat.




If she serves rabbit stew, leave immediately.

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