My Hunting Buddy

[MT930]

Friend sent this to me it's quite amusing.




On the news this week was a story about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache". By southern California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable." Just imagine if he lived elsewhere: In Arizona he'd be called "an avid gun collector". In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector". In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food. In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy". In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate". In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor" And, in Texas, he'd be called, "my huntin' buddy".

[GH85Carrera]

Funny.

[tevake]

That cracks me up!!!! Too funny.

Cheers Richard

[daepp]

In Areezonea heed be named OJU!

[on2wheels52]

The Arkansas part sounds about right.
Jim

[gshase]

1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home .......WOW that is my goal in life.

[targa911S]

Henry?

[lane912]

one million .308 rounds the way I build em would be 4.25T of IMR4064
and 16.8T of projectiles

good thing the boss lets me use the company shipping discount-

[lane912]

....and i would be buying a progressive press, not using a single stage press for this project

[aigel]

Is there a link to the story?

It is a good joke otherwise.

G

[azasadny]

Yep!!