I'm about to break the GF's kid of a very bad habit...

[WolfeMacleod]

Taking stuff that doesn't belong to him.

He's got this habit of taking my smokes and cokes without asking, on a regular basis. He'll take my last smoke when he leaves for school in the morning. I bought two 2-liters of coke yesterday, and expected one to still be here so I'd having something to drink while working.
I leave them in my room.. not in the kitchen.

Nope. He drank it last night. He also has a bad habit of wasting more than he drinks.

We've had discussions about it before. He's been asked to stop. This time, I'm not asking.

I've bought two more today. One is heavily infused with "Dave's Insanity Sauce," marked inconspicuously, and set where he'll see it, and undoubtedly, take it.

Can't wait. He's got it coming.

He's got a job now, he can buy (and waste) his own.

My assembly guy suggested putting two in the fridge with a sign that says "I've peed in one. Care to guess?"

[RWebb]

add some Ex-Lax to it

[WolfeMacleod]

Originally Posted by RWebb

add some Ex-Lax to it

Assembly guy also suggested Syrup of Ipecac.

Do they make a liquid ex-lax?

[bell]

magnisium citrate, comes in cherry.....lol

[Rick V]

I like that. Holister spray cement on the bottle will work too

[Buckterrier]

I like it but be careful. You'll end up in the same boat as Dueller

Oh and let us know how things turn out!

[mikeesik]

[stomachmonkey]

My assembly guy suggested putting two in the fridge with a sign that says "I've peed in one. Care to guess?"

Carefully there, if I saw that I'd piss in both and put them back.

[WolfeMacleod]

Originally Posted by Buckterrier

I like it but be careful. You'll end up in the same boat as Dueller

Oh and let us know how things turn out!

I don't recall what happened to Dueller?

Originally Posted by Rick V

I like that. Holister spray cement on the bottle will work too

Rick, you just gave me a great idea. I can use some Cyano glue to glue the lids in place. It's be funny as f^&$ to watch him struggle to open them!

[afterburn 549]

why would you allow it in your house?

[WolfeMacleod]

Originally Posted by afterburn 549

why would you allow it in your house?

Cause I can't stand Pepsi.

Unless you're talking about the kid.. in which case, he either starts paying rent shortly after school is out, or he gets a suitcase for his Grad present.

[Rick V]

Cigarette loads?

[craigster59]

Is there a way you could refill with Diet Coke, put saran wrap down in the neck with some Mentos suspended in a "hammock", screw the lid back on and trim the excess wrap? Maybe when he opened it, the Mentos would drop? Should be good for a laugh...

[on2wheels52]

"......or he gets a suitcase for his Grad present."

I'll have to file that one for the future.
Jim

[afterburn 549]

Serious - One more chance or live some where else. period. no drama. end of drama

[URY914]

Change the locks on the doors.

[Rusty Heap]

why be so blunt as to hide Dave Insanity Sauce in it? he's taking it out of your bedroom, I'd leave a note on it stating "your moms tampon was dunked in this coke then wiped on the cigs", enjoy the inhale.

[Buckterrier]

Originally Posted by WolfeMacleod

I don't recall what happened to Dueller?

Long story short he and his (ex) wife bickered over her twin, (hot), daughters. He tried being a Dad and she didn't like it.

[Heel n Toe]

Put one of these on a small fridge to secure the sodas...



Additional options for locking drawers and cabinets/closets:

Childproofing Storage Areas
Childproofing Storage Areas

[9dreizig]

Originally Posted by Buckterrier

Long story short he and his (ex) wife bickered over her twin, (hot), daughters. He tried being a Dad and she didn't like it.

Uhm Mark you left out the part that she was BAT SCHITT CRAZY!!!!!