i need some covert strategy to find out wtf my wife wants for Christmas..

[genrex]

Cliff, your thread title makes me wonder...

Do you use the phrase "what the f---" in normal conversation? Is that a California thing? I don't know anyone who uses that phrase in normal conversation.

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[UconnTim97]

Strange question, does she have Pinterest? My wife post all kinds of stuff that she likes on there. It is a virtual shopping list for me. I see watch she likes and get creative and find the rare items or better.

[Don Ro]

A gift certificate from Victoria's Secret.
A win/win.

[Nostril Cheese]

[mikester]

Vacuum, oven, dishwasher, iron, washer/dryer, mop, etc... Can't go wrong with the old standbys man.

[Noah930]

Lululemon? My wife is also always surfing on Zappos. Chicks can never have too many shoes.

Is Nostril suggesting an autographed pic of Billy Dee Williams? OK, that's creepy.

Power tools if you really want to hit the home run.

Originally Posted by genrex

Cliff, your thread title makes me wonder...

Do you use the phrase "what the f---" in normal conversation? Is that a California thing? I don't know anyone who uses that phrase in normal conversation.

_

Yes, all the time. OK, maybe not necessarily in public.

[Nostril Cheese]

Originally Posted by Noah930

Is Nostril suggesting an autographed pic of Billy Dee Williams? OK, that's creepy.

[LWJ]

Experiences. Seriously. A class. A trip.

Example: my wife bought me a private green tea tasting once. Dorky guy. Cool experience.

Example: I bought my wife a ghost town photoshoot. Maybe the best gift ever.

They don't have to be expensive. I am thinking about a first class picnic basket for her this year.

Larry

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by UconnTim97

Strange question, does she have Pinterest? My wife post all kinds of stuff that she likes on there. It is a virtual shopping list for me. I see watch she likes and get creative and find the rare items or better.

Ding, ding, ding!!!! Winner. If she does do Pinterest, this is like a doorway to her brain. She will have posted crap she wants for the house, things she wants to make, outfits she likes, activities she has always wanted to do. Snoop around there and it will give you all sorts of ideas. If you don't know her password or anything, just ask her friend to snoop around on her board and give you ideas. If you PM me, I can snoop around for you and give you ideas. I do Pinterest all the time. I would just have to know her username so I can look her up.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Hookers and blow. Someone had to say it.

[red-beard]

Snow Tires

[vash]

man..i do cuss alot. maybe my gift should be to clean up my language...

[john70t]

Originally Posted by Dan J

She wants what every wife wants...Your balls sewn up in a little bag

How about a handy coin purse? Scrotum gift shop

[vash]

Originally Posted by john70t

How about a handy coin purse? Scrotum gift shop

oh..i think we just collectively cross our legs protectively...ouch.