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4am and the coffee maker dies......B&D 12 cupper

Godddamneddd Black and Decker coffee maker dies...no warning....nada. 4 am and a paper to write and I gotta schlep to WallyWorld for another machine.......someone will die.....prolly me.

WW is open 24 hours and no one answers the phone...COFFEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Old 12-05-2012, 03:15 AM
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Noooooooooo!
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Old 12-05-2012, 03:24 AM
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Make camp coffee. Mix hot water and coffee, then strain through cheesecloth, paper towel, sock, whatever.
 
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All my socks are dirty.....wankers at WallyWorld wouldn't cover the warranty...bought a Mr Coffee. Stopped and got gas and a cuppa Joe. ALL IS GUT!
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Old 12-05-2012, 04:49 AM
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Just make camp coffe. Boil the water and drop in the coffee and strain through cloth. It will grow hair on your chest.
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Wait. You left yourself in a totally vulnerable position like that? No self-respecting caffeine lover would do such a thing. Do you keep spare fuses and relays in the car? Have a spare coffeemaker in the cupboard. Duh!
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In another post I told of a 5:30AM Sunday call I made to Keurig concerning my coffee maker - while they couldn't help me fix it, they di send out a brand new one at no charge. The world would have been perfect if they also made arrangements to have a pretty 23 blond size 4 deliver a steaming gallon of Dunkin Donuts coffee to my house within 5 minutes but thats the stuff of a different universe
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Old 12-05-2012, 07:44 AM
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i would go back to bed.

what you have there is a bonafide, legitimate excuse.
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Get a French Press.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:03 AM
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get a french, blond size 4 to press you!

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