An alert for you cat lovers.....

[recycled sixtie]

I am not a cat lover but this book title in the Toronto Globe and Mail book section has me totally intrigued. Non-fiction. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you by The Oatmeal and Matthew Inman(Andrews McMeel).
I have no financial interest in this but this is a heads up for you cat lovers......

[Noah930]

If my cats are smart enough to plot to kill me, then they're also smart enough to realize that if I'm dead there's no one to scoop out their litter box.

[imcarthur]

Haha. From the website



Ian

[iplagolf]

I agree with recycled on the litter box cleaning. Thomas realizes he has no apposing thumbs, and it would be hard as hell to use the can opener to get to the tuna. I'm safe...

[BlueSkyJaunte]

When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte

When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.

Proves that cats are smarter than dogs...

[Erakad]

Dogs vs Cats......this never gets old!

[svandamme]

Mine have a cat flap, they can come and go as they please.
They keep coming back, cause i'm the best servant they ever had.

[Rick V]

Dogs have masters
Cats have staff.

[GWN7]

Originally Posted by svandamme

Mine have a cat flap, they can come and go as they please.
They keep coming back, cause i'm the best servant they ever had.

I know someone who had one of those. Worked well until a skunk decided it was time to visit.

[svandamme]

We don't have skunks around these parts.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by svandamme

We don't have skunks around these parts.

'Cause the cats have taken care of 'em.

[iplagolf]

The cat flaps...Was at a friends house in Ft. Lauderdale, they had a cat door for their two cats. Had too many Twinkies and didn't want to drive home. About 2 AM got up thirsty, went into the kitchen, three raccoons and the two cats lick'n the dinner plates. Rolled a fatty of cat-nip, had a great conversation, and went back to bed. The cats made me do it...

[mikeesik]

Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte

When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.

Right!!!!

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte

When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.

turns out that this is untrue.. today in our Newspaper, dead body found, mutilated because the dog ate parts of it..Guess not all dogs are stupid.

[techweenie]

It's completely untrue. Plenty of dead owners eaten by their pet dogs.

Plenty of neighbors and toddlers attacked by pet dogs. Not so much with cats.