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drunk and stupid
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I think a case just burgled my home
When I left, there was no beer.......I came home and there was magically a case of beer.....!
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03-26-2013, 09:42 AM
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Did you shoot it?
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03-26-2013, 10:32 AM
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You should have taken it's knife.
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03-26-2013, 10:36 AM
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Magic? Nay. Miracle!!
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03-26-2013, 10:37 AM
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Was it carrying a trash can? Was there an 8 year old child looking on? If so, take cover quickly. Signs of imminent danger...
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03-26-2013, 11:08 AM
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Are you gunna invite us over or is this thread totally worthless.?
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03-26-2013, 11:15 AM
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Question is, was it domestic or imported beer? Important security consideration.
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03-26-2013, 11:19 AM
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Short case or the full 24?
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03-26-2013, 11:43 AM
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let me know when it is cold
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03-26-2013, 11:44 AM
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03-26-2013, 11:48 AM
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Hey, I think that is my beer. Drop it off, and I will taste it see if it is mine. If it isn't mine, you can have it back in a few hours.
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03-26-2013, 12:22 PM
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Invite it in, lure it to the basement, then rip it open and consume its precious bodily fluids.
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03-26-2013, 12:29 PM
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I kegged a 5 gallon batch of Amber Ale the other night. Did I stick it in the wrong fridge?
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03-26-2013, 12:31 PM
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I'm holding it hostage at bottle opener point.......it's a case of Stone Ruination IPA.....from california so obviously it can't be trusted. I might have to do a thorough interrogation.
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03-26-2013, 12:31 PM
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ruination vs urination, one becomes the other quickly !
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