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What do you do with a ...
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Put him in the long boat till he's sober...
When I lived in Newport we would get stupid drunk on Lower Thames and sing this song for over an hour making up all kinds of ridiculousness...it prolly gave the tourists a sense of the seaport town they were looking for...we were just drunk fools!
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04-12-2013, 12:55 PM
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Hang around with him. Maybe you can get the benefit of the way he spends.
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I resemble that remark
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Is this before, or after the donkey show ?
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 back on topic: Put him in the guardroom till he gets sober Last edited by bmcuscgr94; 04-12-2013 at 02:46 PM.. |
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feed him balut and get him a tattoo
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04-12-2013, 03:58 PM
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Lubey: I didn't know you had lived in Newport. I just moved to Newport.
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If its a she, then you nail'er
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I'm in an apt on Spring St. Moving my family to Middletown, inbetween 1 and 2 beach. We will only be here 1 yr sadly.. But it IS fun so far. If I weren't do damned busy I could get into trouble on Thames for sure!
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Having flashbacks, Sweet!
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04-12-2013, 04:35 PM
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put'em in the bilge and make 'em drink it.
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In the days of old, drunkards would wake up on ships, pressed into service. THAT would suck
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I go to Newport 5-6x a year. Stay in the old jail on Marlboro. Love that town. Hang with the heroes from the war college.
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Matt: PM me when you come in...I'll try to beer ya'
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Snapper,
Will do, may need more than a beer. You'll love, or may know some of my friends. Next trip is probably late May/early June.
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There's an old song about that, as pete mentioned.
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