just how long is a bird's pecker?

[vash]

i spent 4 days sitting in a turkey blind. had alot of time to ponder stuff. (yes, i googled it). spring time is here and the turkeys were all out rounding up the hens for some "boom chaka bow wow".. it got me thinking; how do the boy parts reach the girl parts? i've seen roosters jump up on a hen, pin her down, and boom, that is it. done! isnt her tail feathers getting in the way?

sorry, not trying to be all sophomoric about this; i cant wrap my mind around the bird anatomy..

i dont get it.

there, my random thread quota is filled...

[widebody911]

Maybe you can get a $400k grant to study cock

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[rusnak]

Too much humpy make the turkey go blind

[aigel]

You are kidding, right?

It also means you did not get a turkey, otherwise you could have just had a look when dressing it out.

How are they doing right now? Are they responding to calling and coming in? I found the early season to be tough to hunt. I don't mind eating jakes, so I often go towards the end of the season, when they are desperate because the big toms have their harem together and don't give up any hens.

I used to have access in a semi-residential rural spot. Turkeys galore. People were feeding them, judging from stomach contents. It didn't last - too much noise from the shotgun. I wasn't a bow hunter back then. I am invited back with the bow, but now I live too far.

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[M.D. Holloway]

...and you guys give me crap about some of my posts!

[craigster59]

If they're hung like a duck, they're swinging a pretty big organ......

[recycled sixtie]

Well Vash if you can't find a bird expert here try a vet or a bird doc(ornithologist).
Failing that there are dashcams and the same apparatus can be applied to turkeys as in turkey cams. It could be an inadvertent menage a trois!
Good luck on your research!

[recycled sixtie]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

...and you guys give me crap about some of my posts!

This thread has raised your stature in my eyes.

[vash]

we did not get a turkey. i used the 20 pin on a 27 yard bird..missed big time. birds not fully hunting for love yet. next weekend should be booming!!

i am just messing with you guys..didnt Speeder say it was getting mundane around here? hahah,.

[Zeke]

^^^^^^Nice try.

[dtw]

Webb should know.

[porsche4life]

Idk.... Email the curator of the Icelandic phallus museum. He should have a *specimen* to measure....

[Wilywilly]

Very tasty. Popular item in Budapest Christmas Market last December

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by dtw

Webb should know.

Webb doesn't want to know...

[pete3799]

African or European?

[Don Ro]

"just how long is a bird's pecker?"
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Do you have a job?...a boss?...self-employed w/tons of time on your hands?

[vash]

Originally Posted by Don Ro

"just how long is a bird's pecker?"
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Do you have a job?...a boss?...self-employed w/tons of time on your hands?

Haha. Lighten up. I'll get off your lawn.

[ckelly78z]

Just long enough to get the ants and grubs inside a hollow tree.