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Monkey Nuts Pulled

Sigh, the world has gone mad.

"A supermarket chain has been forced to withdraw bags of nuts - for failing to declare they may contain nuts."

BBC News - Store pulls monkey nuts from shelves over 'peanut warning'

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Old 04-27-2013, 06:04 AM
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:08 AM
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Holy crap that was close. I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.
I know there is a lesbian joke in there somewhere I just can't quite finger it...................
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Holy crap that was close. I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.
I know there is a lesbian joke in there somewhere I just can't quite finger it...................
As a lesbian who is allergic to nuts, I'm offended by that!
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Old 04-27-2013, 06:40 AM
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Sigh, the world has gone mad.
I guess you could say the world has gone.. /puts on sunlasses/ nuts
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Old 04-27-2013, 07:33 AM
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You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."

I'm going to have to burn that mental image out with Vodka.

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Old 04-27-2013, 10:08 AM
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I thought this was a "zoo-related" post.........
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You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."

I'm going to have to burn that mental image out with Vodka.

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My guess was that the OP got snipped.
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You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."
I'm tired... I'm at work when I should be home...

But every time I look at the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..." can't help but chuckle...

I said but... huh... huh, huh...
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What's even funnier than the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled" is that the OP was "Stomachmonkey."

I mean you can't even MAKE stuff up as abstract as Pelican Off-Topic.

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Old 04-27-2013, 07:27 PM
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I would hate to see someone eat something that is labeled as nuts if they were allergic to nuts.
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My daughter shares a house with a lesbian couple, one is allergic to fish. Oh the irony.
Old 04-28-2013, 12:31 AM
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You guys don't even want to know what went through my mind when I saw the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled..."

I'm going to have to burn that mental image out with Vodka.

angela
There just ain't enough vodka on the planet!!! "Monkey Nuts Pulled", started by "StomachMONKEY", I didn't dare click on it yesterday...figured it might be safe by now
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What's even funnier than the title "Monkey Nuts Pulled" is that the OP was "Stomachmonkey."

I mean you can't even MAKE stuff up as abstract as Pelican Off-Topic.

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Didn't read far enough before my last post...
Old 04-28-2013, 01:56 AM
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Now there will be a rush by collectors to get bags of "pre-ban" nuts.
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Wait a minute ... You go to the store and buy a bag of Monkey Nuts expecting a mouth watering abundance of dried simian gonads and you find out they are really peanuts? That's not right. There should be a law.

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