Man Card violation? - Page 2

look 171 · 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by creaturecat

yup.
turn it the card.

Yeah, and he laughs all the way to the bank. you might be on to something here but must go high end. If you are ugly like me, forget it

. Get the slim, good looking gay guys to do the work for you.

Zeke · 07-22-2013, 11:41 AM

A massage is generally part of a pedicure, so either go all the way or don't at all. You and your workers may have to have a license for pedicures though. You take the babes and leave the rest to your staff.

A whole foot boutique would probably make it. Be prepared to listen to a bunch of women all day. I couldn't handle that part.

911_Dude · 07-22-2013, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Build your clientele around the good tippers.

Yikes!! But that is still wrong.

livi · 07-22-2013, 01:44 PM

Will you be offering fluffer service too..?

emcon5 · emcon5's Garage

No, but rubbing feet of women you are not banging would get old really fast. I would expect the hot ones would probably be outnumbered by the ones that look like Chewbacca.

livi · 07-22-2013, 02:13 PM

Unless we are talking overt fetishism here. Are we??

Cause then it would be a PRETTY GROOVY POSITION.

Laneco · 07-22-2013, 03:34 PM

I have a feeling I'm really going to jump in the shark tank with this one...

I have paid a man to massage my feet. My Mom has this goofy buddy who is into the whole crystals/incense/etc., and don't even get him started on "cleansing" - never met a man before in my life who could talk about poopin' for 45 minutes straight...

But he was VERY good at foot message/reflexology. Worth every penny.

I must also ad that he does not have a man card. I'm pretty sure he never had one.

angela

Danimal16 · 07-22-2013, 07:28 PM

If you had to ask????

VincentVega · 07-22-2013, 08:59 PM

Watch out who you give a foot massage.

jyl · jyl's Garage

Look outside.

Your Porsche has been taken and replaced with a Miata. Plate "FOOTSI".

You are invited to do the honorable thing with what used to be your man card.

Buckterrier · 07-23-2013, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by vash

am i EVER gonna shake this?

No

dw1 · 09:57 AM

Seeing this thread, I couldn't help but remember John Turturro in the movie Mr. Deeds:

onewhippedpuppy · 07-23-2013, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Carlton

Will this be a massage parlor offering happy endings?

His only redeeming option at this point.

Targa Me · Targa Me's Garage

Yup, Turn in your card..... until you bring in your first million. Then it will be all praise and congrats for you.

romad · romad's Garage

wife," honey I want you to go down and beat up the foot massage guy"
husband, " why?"
wife, " giving the massage he looked up my dress, then said," excuses me miss, but I could eat your p@@@@ full of ice cream.!"
Husband, " not going to bother"
wife," why not, don't you care for me?"
husband, sure I care for you , but you should'nt be getting foot massages in a skirt and not wearing panties. Second I'm not going to f@#$ with a man who can eat that much ICE CREAM."