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[strupgolf]

Happy new year to all. Life is good.

[DanielDudley]

Any of you guys ever think about getting rid of your 944 and buying a Mustang ?

[Outback Porsche]

I went hiking with a couple of friends

[Head416]

"Subaru of Glendale, just minutes away from almost anywhere in LA and Orange county!"

Hmm.

[Captain Ahab Jr]

I have no time for unions, Ferrari haters or people that want to stick things up my ???

[Hads930]

Just cut my sack

[quicksix]

Those bananas are overripe, a king size will be nice ,rotate it this way.
No back the other way

[recycled sixtie]

Happy hour - a nice glass of Spanish red wine.

[JavaBrewer]

I'm taking the long way home tonight.

[sammyg2]

Keys keys keys, keys on Van Nuys.

[lane912]

one of my cat's is in heat-
none of the neighborhood cats seem to care
i think they are all fixed
she is frustrated
going to tape a q-tip to the door jam

[sammyg2]

I go to wallypark, wallypark
Oh wally wallypark.
Wallypark wallypark,
Oh wally wallypark.
Wallypark wallypark,
Oh wally wallypark.
Ba da bump bump

don't make me you-tube it.

[HHI944]

Originally Posted by quicksix

Seriously?, a trip to the store for three small red potatoes and three cans of Progresso soup?
Can I get anything else while I am there? No,Okay.Hey I thought you went shopping yesterday.
Who put the oil cooler right there? Yeah that works, looks like some sort of burnt crust half baked
Eyetalian engineering.
It's in the junk drawer

Originally Posted by Skip Newsom

One of our measuring cups was MISSING!

Thank heavens it's been found, smells a bit like transmission fluid, but then don't we all?

Originally Posted by Skip Newsom

Have you heard of me now? I'm The Angry Hiker. I circumnavigated Heybrook Lookout bare-chested, with a rabid wolverine under each arm and socks that don't match, without food, or water, or sunscreen, or deet, or baby powder for my boys.


I traveled a thousand miles along the Highway of Death, on the wrong side of the road, with three flat tires and Bjork playing on the radio full blast, and arrived at the trailhead 3 hours late, in a pair of button-fly jeans four sizes too small, a sheet of high-grade sandpaper smothered with Ben-Gay stuffed into my shorts.


I put the wrong pass on my dashboard, slammed each of my fingers in the car door one-by-one, and hopped up the trail on one foot, backwards, an old refrigerator filled with 1936 Indian Head Nickels strapped to my back, #2 pencils jammed into my ears all the way up to the erasers, and a rusty cheese grater wedged in my plumber's crack.


I laughed at the pathetic warnings - Ha! Ha! - and scaled the sinister tower wearing a sombrero made of copper pennies, while swinging around a pair of 9-irons, taking the Lord's name in vain, cursing the Old Gods, drinking blood out of Oprah's skull, and slipping Mother Nature an improperly labelled tub of margarine.

I stood on the roof of the lookout without a safety harness and called down the lightning, but the lightning, like all things, feared me. So I dropped my pants and bared my ass at Baring, and gave Index the finger, and on the climb back down I got a really nasty splinter on my pinky toe, and it could've got infected but I didn't call SAR, and decided instead to call it a day before my whole hiking season spiralled down the toilet like a "Cease and Desist" order from Cormac McCarthy's attorney.


I drank 4 bottles of Everclear, hammered railroad spikes into my kneecaps, and glissaded back down the mountain over shards of broken glass, with your wife on my lap and your mother on speed dial, wearing a necklace of poodle ears and a tuxedo fashioned from the skin of your precious Barefoot Jake, because I am the Angry Hiker.

This is what I do.

Originally Posted by faverymi

Originally Posted by Baz

Must be an AMC event....I think I see a Matador.....

Originally Posted by strupgolf

Happy new year to all. Life is good.

Originally Posted by DanielDudley

Any of you guys ever think about getting rid of your 944 and buying a Mustang ?

Originally Posted by Outback Porsche

I went hiking with a couple of friends

Originally Posted by Head416

"Subaru of Glendale, just minutes away from almost anywhere in LA and Orange county!"

Hmm.

Originally Posted by quicksix

Those bananas are overripe, a king size will be nice ,rotate it this way.
No back the other way

Originally Posted by JavaBrewer

I'm taking the long way home tonight.

Barbara Streisand

[weseeeee]

I wanna go hiking

[faverymi]

[Skip Newsom]

Everybody knows Bob!
He's dead Jim

[snbush67]

[Mr.C]

Did he died?

[cashflyer]

same hikers?

[yetibone]

Corn? I haven't eaten any corn!