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My Disgusting neighbor
I live in a studio apartment because I don't have very much stuff and it is cheap. There is this nasty lady directly above me and she woke me up this morning because she conned some poor dude into banging her. it is one of the most sickening things that has happened to me in quite some time. The walls are thin so I could pretty much hear everything.... bang bang bang oh baby oh baby.... F ING SICK! I wish I could describe with words how disgusting this lady is you guys. I have been in this place for about a year and half and in that time I think she has showered once. She left a note on my door once and told me to stop using bleach to clean my bathroom because she is sensitive to the smell. I think she is allergic to cleanliness.
Anyways, so as I am waking up this morning listening to that and holding back puke I thought maybe its time to buy a house. I have a very large down payment saved up and I should just do it. But I am not sure I want to stay in Minnesota forever so I dunno.... at least you guys can be disgusted with me. |
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03-11-2014, 07:39 AM
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Buy a house. You can sell it and move on at anytime, it is not a lifetime commitment to live there.
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Sorry I'll be quiter next time.... I would stick a note on her door to keep it down or you will clean the carpet outside her door with bleach... Hell maybe she will move from the smell of the bleach, worth a try
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For some reason, this popped in my head.....
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She must not be that bad.... She was getting laid and you weren't.
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03-11-2014, 07:57 AM
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oh yea, I don't hear that any more....
god I don't miss that-
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03-11-2014, 07:57 AM
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hey, at least it isn't your mother's basement like some leftist. but yes, leave Minnesota. move someplace warm.
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03-11-2014, 07:58 AM
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Ask her if she got a dog.
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03-11-2014, 09:36 AM
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Did she just get some bodywork done on her explorer?
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03-11-2014, 09:40 AM
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Get your own patch of dirt. Community living (apts, condos) suck. There's a reason detached single-family homes cost more. It's because they're just plain better.
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03-11-2014, 09:51 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:02 AM
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Craigster, that is just what I was thinking about.
Slak, I have three little words for you Noise Cancelling Headphones
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03-11-2014, 10:07 AM
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03-11-2014, 10:18 AM
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No, she drives a primer black Nissan
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03-11-2014, 10:20 AM
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Go get a house, you might even make a couple bucks if you ever sell it!
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03-11-2014, 10:41 AM
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Do you have a stereo?
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