Adventures of Joe Bob, part 23

[jyl]

This wasn't in the 911, was it? The car is so small, I can hardly have sex with myself in it - oops, you didn't hear that.

[yetibone]

I hope I'm as young as Joe Bob when I get to be his age.

[2porscheguy]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

.........I lost "rup" 35+ years ago when we were both young and dumb....found her again on FB, she's a hella catch.....hope we get the schizzle together.....I'd stay with her till she shoots me....and I'd give her the gun.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! How sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...........!

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by rup

I wanted to see Joe Bob...and we got carried away...

Call me. I'll give you the skinny.

He was yakking the other day about you. Took a short nap but I caught most of it.

[rup]

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak

Call me. I'll give you the skinny.

He was yakking the other day about you. Took a short nap but I caught most of it.

PM my your number Bob....can't wait to hear the skinny...It's always handy to have backup ammo in case I need a favor, or a good laugh. :-)

[rup]

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak

Turn my back on a bro? No chance.

He wanted to sing it again. I lied and said I was busy.

Okay, okay.....I get it, it's a guy thing. Boys (oh!, I mean men!) can be so mean to each other sometimes. geeeeyaaaash!!!! sighhhh.....

[Joe Bob]

So, she flew out..... I'm back to the thrice patched blow up doll and Skype......gonna be a lonely spring.

Oh and Bob lies like a syphilitic sheep.....I don't sing.....

[rup]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

...Oh and Bob lies like a syphilitic sheep.....I don't sing.....

You have for me JB... :-)

[billybek]

Originally Posted by rup

You have for me JB... :-)

That probably wasn't singing...
I would bet it was closer to yodeling.

[Joe Bob]

Left the 911 at home, it was the backseat of my Mommy's Camry.....

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by rup

You have for me JB... :-)

BAM!

I think we can take off the kid gloves. She's got game.

RE: syphilitic sheep. I had chlamydia once.

[Joe Bob]

For da "rup".....

[intakexhaust]

[rup]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

For da "rup".....

Awwww...JB....they're beautiful.

...And a freezer to boot to save them in for when we finally get to meet again!

[rup]

Originally Posted by Bob Kontak

I think we can take off the kid gloves. She's got game.

Ahhhh....kid gloves...

I could stay on the side of class....

.....or not....

.

[Joe Bob]

Ah, the freezer, that's where I hide the evidence.

[rup]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

Ah, the freezer, that's where I hide the evidence.

The evidence of your love...


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[patz]

Ya......body parts.....mmmok.....sure......

Says the District attorney.

[2porscheguy]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

So, she flew out...........gonna be a lonely spring.

How far apart are you and rup?....can't meet halfway?

[Joe Bob]

CA versus CO......