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Wife gone missing....
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. Inspector :-What is her height? Husband :-I never checked. Inspector :-Slim or healthy?. Husband :-Not slim, can be healthy. Inspector :-Color of eyes? Husband :-Never noticed. Inspector :-Color of hair? Husband :-Changes according to season. Inspector :-What was she wearing? Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector :-Was she driving? Husband :-yes. Inspector :-color of the car? . . . . . Husband :-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door......................and then the husband started crying... Inspector:-Don't worry sir,.....We will find your car.
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05-19-2014, 07:09 PM
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Is the Audi under warranty?
I presume yes, funnier that way.
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05-19-2014, 07:12 PM
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Tobra - ROFLMAO!
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05-19-2014, 07:14 PM
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Did you get the memo?
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wichita, KS
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I often tell my wife that I could describe a getaway car in excruciating detail. The perps, not so much.
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05-19-2014, 07:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
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I know where his wife went......She went to Cambria and inadvertently parked her BLACK AUDI in the midst of the R Gruppe cars.
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05-19-2014, 08:34 PM
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2004 Mazda Miata
My former car
