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Things that have been invented that you wish were more common

The obvious answer is the jetpack,

Practically speaking though, I'm going to say the bidet.

Yep. The bidet.

A bit of civilization that has just never caught on in America.

(And you thought I was going to say the fleshlight. No. Eww.)

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Courtesy, decency, & sense? Though I suppose those don't count as inventions...
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I had a bidet until I remodeled my house. My grandsons used it to wash their hands when they were little.
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one problem with bidets is that they are ridiculously expensive

in my 17yrs in the plumbing biz I have seen a handful

I had a customer couple months ago that needed one replaced, I priced the bidet and faucet which was about $1500 wholesale
the customer opted to pay me to remove it

this is my bathroom, every man needs one!!!
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(And you thought I was going to say the fleshlight. No. Eww.)
Yes, but have you seen the newest Fleshlight?



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Yes, but have you seen the newest Fleshlight?



Took me a minute to figure that out. Well, OK then!

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Courtesy, decency, & sense? ...
They say common sense aint so common anymore. However, I think common Courtesy is even more endangered


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We've lost style in our society......that was invented.....but left behind for the most part.

Progress.

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one problem with bidets is that they are ridiculously expensive

in my 17yrs in the plumbing biz I have seen a handful

I had a customer couple months ago that needed one replaced, I priced the bidet and faucet which was about $1500 wholesale
the customer opted to pay me to remove it

this is my bathroom, every man needs one!!!
Oh, man don't say that! I threw mine in the dumpster. It had probably only washed half a dozen different private areas.
I dig the face wash station next to your toilet. Problem with those is at parties drunk girls want you to hold them up so they can pee in them.
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I bought a bidet attachment for less than fifty bucks. Love it. Not a true French style bidet, but it does the job.

(Someone once asked which would work better to clean mud off your screen door - the garden hose or a wad of toilet paper...)
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FWIW the first home I owned had one in the master bath. I thought it was pretty cool but never used the thing, of course.

This home was owned by an Hispanic couple from south Florida - maybe Cuban descent. It had a lot of nice features including pocket doors, generous closets, fully loaded kitchen, and a nice tiled lanai in back

Ha - just found a pic of that lanai. this place was in the country too - so nice! Mike - the roads in this community were fabulous for cycling! Long, flat, and empty! Back in those days I would ride almost every day after work. With the Tour about to start I need to resume the suffering!

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I bought a bidet attachment for less than fifty bucks. Love it. Not a true French style bidet, but it does the job.
Untll some French girl says, "Voila Monsieur" the job ain't done.
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Geez, Barry! Livin' large! Nice lanai!

(Patrick, send my new keyboard to Portland, OR!)
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Geez, Barry! Livin' large! Nice lanai!

(Patrick, send my new keyboard to Portland, OR!)
Thanks Mike - it was nice while it lasted - I ended up moving across the state to be near the Atlantic Ocean (rather than the Gulf of Mexico).

I have some pics of a girl in that hot tub somewhere....talk about livin' large - yo!
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Move to Portland - food carts everywhere!

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