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New level of crazy chick!
Tried to enter the guys house via the chimney after he ditched her!
Worst online dating fling ever ends with a woman stuck in a chimney |
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10-20-2014, 10:49 AM
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I swear this could be one of my ex's....
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10-20-2014, 10:55 AM
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When I saw TO I thought of Max.
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10-20-2014, 10:59 AM
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maybe if she could have fit down that chimney she wouldnt have been dumped in the first place
 man.. i would have LOVED to hang out at the firehouse after that event. you think they all just sit around and lob awesome jokes?
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10-20-2014, 11:06 AM
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I dated a few crazy ones but nothing like that.
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10-20-2014, 11:09 AM
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So who pays for the chimney? insurance claim??
Crazy......
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10-20-2014, 11:12 AM
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Play Santa for Me.
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10-20-2014, 11:25 AM
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The worst part is the sex. Crazy-chick sex is so awesome, you forget about the crazy. Having your head screwed on tight is so important - fair warning out there - ginger adds a level of crazy. I don't know what it is, but red hair increases the crazy level by itself. It also increases the hot sex level. So, if you can find the right balance....
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10-20-2014, 11:40 AM
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That's not even crazy chick level 3. They can get real real crazy. A friend had an ex cut all the eyes out of his shoes so he couldn't go to vegas. He still went and she cut up every piece of clothing in his house!
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10-20-2014, 12:28 PM
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Chimneys are actually designed to trap crazy twat. Sort of like a Chinese handcuff type thing, if not mistaken.
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10-20-2014, 12:28 PM
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have dated much crazier
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10-20-2014, 12:32 PM
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so there is an advantage to being married.
Nice to know
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10-20-2014, 12:38 PM
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At least she was skinny enough to fit in the chimney!
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10-20-2014, 12:39 PM
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Right down the street from where I grew up. There's a LOT of weird stuff in TO going on.
Friend of mine once found a dead body in the park right across the street from Santa.
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10-20-2014, 12:39 PM
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Wasn't it cold enough to have a nice roaring fire?
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10-20-2014, 01:05 PM
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call the insurance company. that's 5 figure damage of a brick chimney in earthquake prone SoCal.
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10-20-2014, 01:17 PM
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Once knew a guy that tried to break into a food business at night by going in through a roof duct.
Slipped and fell on his head. Was found the next morning by the cops. Another guy was arrested for B&E or some nonsensical thing. Idgit. He escaped police custody through a window, and was later reported running through backyards still handcuffed to a chair. |
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10-20-2014, 01:17 PM
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10-20-2014, 03:00 PM
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she was just stopping by to boil a rabbit.
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10-20-2014, 04:37 PM
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Worst I've ever had is a couple of screen-scratchers.
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