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Question for an accountant....

With tax time approaching, I need to get my books in order.
With that said, I have a brief but confidential question for an accountant.

If you don't mind fielding a question, please PM me.

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Old 12-04-2014, 06:33 AM
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No, you can't deduct your AR-15 builds.

I've tried.
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Old 12-04-2014, 07:22 AM
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No, you can't deduct your AR-15 builds.
Sure you can.... "shop equipment and tools".

Right now I am trying to figure out if hookers are supposed to get a 1099.
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Right now I am trying to figure out if hookers are supposed to get a 1099.
^that's an easy one. Demand that your hooker(s) form a corporation and make all hooker services payments to the corporation. There is no requirement to 1099 corporations.
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No, you can't deduct your AR-15 builds.

Sure you can.... "shop equipment and tools".



Right now I am trying to figure out if hookers are supposed to get a 1099.
Isn't that just an entertainment expense? Amateurs.....
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so long as each one wasn't more than $600
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Look at you with your fancy hookers!
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For a complete explanation on how to set up an "escort" corporation for tax purposes please watch "Night Shift" starring recently exposed photobomber Henry Winkler.
Michael Keaton and Shelley Long also co-star.

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You can pm me if you like.
About setting up the escort service?

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