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I object to all this sex on the telly..... I mean, I keep falling off!
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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11-18-2002, 01:39 PM
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car related Pythonisms
"I should like to see Graham Hill's impression of John the Baptist"
"Been shoppin'?" "No, been shopping." "Buy anything?" "Just this old piston engine!" Tom
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11-21-2002, 08:28 AM
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"hahahahahaha ooooo! I think I wet 'em!"
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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11-21-2002, 09:32 AM
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I sentence you to hang by the neck, until you cheer up.
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11-21-2002, 11:24 AM
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Undertaker sketch...
b: My mother's died... a: well, we can bury her, burn her, or dump her in the thames. b: I don't know... a: well then, IF we bury her, she gets eaten up by maggots nibble nibble nibble, which comes as quite of a shock...if she's not quite dead. IF we burn her, she gets toasted in the fire, crackle crackle crackle, which also comes a quite a shock, if she's not quite dead... IF we dump.... b: I dont' like that option... a: So where is your mother now? b: In this sack. a: Let's have a look shall we? b: *opens sack* a: OOOH!! she was quite young. b: Yes, she was... a: *nuch excitement* FRED!!!! I think we've got an eater!!! fred: from off stage: I'll get the oven on. b: ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE EAT MY MOTHER???!???!!! a: *shaking head* ABSOLUTELY NOoooooo.... yes. *audience storms the stage becasue at this point MPFC has gone just a bit too far.* sjd |
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11-26-2002, 10:14 AM
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Are you trying to insinuate something?
NO! No, no, no, no, no, yes. Yes.
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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11-26-2002, 01:46 PM
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Check out my name at the end.
Ok, after this if you will please notice my name. Cruel joke my parents played on me I guess...
Moore: Shut up! It's a hold-up, not a Botany lesson. Now, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got. Squire: Lupins? Moore: Yes, lupins. Come on, come on. Parson: What do you mean, lupins? Moore: Don't try to play for time. Parson: I'm not, but... the *flower* lupin? Moore: Yes, that's right. Squire: Well we haven't got any lupins. Girl: Honestly. Moore: Look, my friends. I happen to know that this is the Lupin Express. 
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Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, he's not in this bit.
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12-05-2002, 10:59 AM
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From Holy Grail:
"I'm not a witch, I'm NOT a witch. THEY dressed me this way!" "NO! No, no, no no." "Well, we did do the hat. And the nose...but she IS a witch!" "BURN her anyway!!"
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12-15-2002, 04:16 PM
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Vas head of Gestapo for ten years,
No vas head of Gestapo for five years, No No vas never head of Gestopo! I make joke... ... cool it Fuher cat...
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C.H. Boost Addiction - honestly, I have it under control 1989 911 Turbo Cabriolet Mods include: Kokeln IC, GHL Headers, Hooligan muffler, Modified K27 7200, BL WUR, LC-1 & XD-16, Bilstein Sports (4), TRG sway bars, Oversize torsion bars, Strut brace |
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12-16-2002, 02:23 PM
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"What else floats?" (King Author, I believe) "...very small rocks!" (A commoner)
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2010 Cayman S - 12-2020 - 2014 MINI Cooper S Coupe - 05-17 - 05-21 1989 944S2 - 06-01 - 01-14 Carpe Viam. <>< |
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12-17-2002, 06:28 AM
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There is no cannabilism in the Royal Navy. Johnson, put down that leg!
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C.H. Boost Addiction - honestly, I have it under control 1989 911 Turbo Cabriolet Mods include: Kokeln IC, GHL Headers, Hooligan muffler, Modified K27 7200, BL WUR, LC-1 & XD-16, Bilstein Sports (4), TRG sway bars, Oversize torsion bars, Strut brace |
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12-17-2002, 07:25 AM
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2007 Porsche Cayman S
The Viridian Falcon
SOLD! -- The Purple Pig
SOLD! -- Mighty Mouse
SOLD!! -- Alpine Wolf
1979 Porsche 911SC 3.0
1989 Porsche 944S2 3.0l 16v 4cyl
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