The Playboy Mansion could be yours....

[URY914]

The Associated Press Published: January 11, 2016
LOS ANGELES – The Playboy Mansion is up for sale but longtime resident Hugh Heffner wants to stay put.

The West Los Angeles estate, the backdrop of many film shoots and wild parties, was listed on Monday for $200 million.

Playboy Enterprises says the 5-acre property features 29 rooms, a home theater, wine cellar and a swimming pool with a cave-like grotto where Playboy bunnies partied with celebrities. The mansion also comes with a rare zoo license.

As a condition of the sale, Playboy founder Hefner would get to continue living there as he has since the company bought the mansion 45 years ago for just over $1 million.

Playboy CEO Scott Flanders says the sale would help the company “reinvest in the transformation of our business” while allowing Hefner to continue living there.

[BeyGon]

I was thinking about it but realized I am just $201 million short.

[targa911S]

Comps in the area are much less and don't come with a creepy old man....

[sc_rufctr]

How strange... He wants $200 million and free rent for the rest of his life!

"Playboy" must be desperate.

[herr_oberst]

Originally Posted by targa911S

Comps in the area are much less and don't come with a creepy old man....

Just one creepy old man? Are we sure that Bill Cosby isn't living there?

[ckissick]

Now if a few of his friends also stayed...

[porsche4life]

I've heard the place is a bit of a dump in recent years too...

[yellowperil]

It's not the money, got that covered, it's how to get rid of the "old man smell".

Anybody out there do a PPI for me?

[Craig T]

I told my wife about this. I said...how creepy living in the house with an old pervert waiting for him to die. Without a seconds thought she replied..."not much different to my life now".

[flatbutt]

Playboy is shedding the jet set image big time. No more naked ladies in the magazine now selling the mansion. Oh well time marches on.

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by Craig T

I told my wife about this. I said...how creepy living in the house with an old pervert waiting for him to dye. Without a seconds thought she replied..."not much different to my life now".

Well ****... Sounds like you need to have a few half naked blondes move in then!

[1990C4S]

Originally Posted by Craig T

...how creepy living in the house with an old pervert waiting for him to dye.

Hef probably does his hair once a week.

[URY914]

If those grotto walls could talk......

[Craig T]

Originally Posted by 1990C4S

Hef probably does his hair once a week.

LOL…Right. Make that "Die"

[Mark Henry]

That place has enough a DNA samples to restart the human race after WW3.

[dafischer]

The bill for steam cleaning the place would be sizable.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by dafischer

The bill for steam cleaning the place would be sizable.

It would be money well spent. I wouldn't want to go near it until it has had a very good steam clean.

[Craig T]

Steam clean my arse! I'd want a hydrogen peroxide atomization fumigation like they do in hospital rooms after a breakout of MRSA.

[Steve Carlton]

You'll want to wear cleats around there until then.

[Brando]

Don't take a black-light anywhere near the pools.