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Random MONTY PYTHON quotes (Why not?)
Some day, my lad, all this will be yours! (waves hand toward window)
What, the curtains? No, not the curtains, lad.
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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10-24-2002, 10:19 AM
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Ok, I'll bite. Here are some of my favorites:
"She turned me into a knewt.....I got better...." "What else floats?" ..."Very small rocks." "It's just a fleshwound." "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries....I spit in your general direction!" "Bring out your deal! Bring out your Dead!.....I'm not dead...." "It's just a model." -Z.
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2010 Cayman S - 12-2020 - 2014 MINI Cooper S Coupe - 05-17 - 05-21 1989 944S2 - 06-01 - 01-14 Carpe Viam. <>< |
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10-24-2002, 11:56 AM
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In the shop at Pelican
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work? Lancelot: I know not, my liege. King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments! Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one. Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu-- Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother... Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. All: Amen. King Arthur: Right. One... two... five! Galahad: Three, sir. King Arthur: Three! ANOTHER FAVORITE...... Peasant 1: Who's that there? Peasant 2: I don't know... Must be a king... Peasant 1: Why? Peasant 2: He hasn't got **** all over him. |
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10-24-2002, 01:33 PM
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Who are you then?
I'm Brian's mother! Are you a virgin? Piss off!!
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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10-24-2002, 10:33 PM
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Location: berkshire uk
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spam spam spam spam spam
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----------------------------------------------------------- The fear of God is the begining of wisdom <>< NotJustPorsche Subscribe: notjustporsche-subscribe@yahoogroups.com |
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10-26-2002, 09:43 AM
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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10-26-2002, 12:04 PM
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"it's just a waffer thin mint"
"oh, no...I couldn't eat another bite"
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10-26-2002, 01:50 PM
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A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!
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10-27-2002, 08:23 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
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"This is my wife Audrey. She smells a bit, but she's got a heart o'gold."
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10-30-2002, 06:15 PM
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Shut up, you b!tch, it's just a bit 'o fun!
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10-31-2002, 09:21 AM
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In the shop at Pelican
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space / 'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth!
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10-31-2002, 09:27 AM
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Double Trouble
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Location: North of Pittsburgh
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What's you favorite color?
You must now bring us .... a shrubbary! NEET! It was an ill tempered beast with big sharp pinty teeth! SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM He's not quite dead yet Ministry of silly walks Mr Creosote exploding And now for something completly different |
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11-05-2002, 09:58 AM
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HITLER: My dog has no nose!
TROOPS: How does he smell?!? HITLER: Awful!
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Current Stable: Black 07 Porsche 987 Cayman S: Long-Tube Headers; FabSpeed Exhaust; VividRacing ECU Tune; IPD Plenum; 997GT3 Throttle Body. Blue 1983 Porsche 928S. 1985.5 Porsche 944 Rat Rod. 2011 Acura MDX. 2008 Mazda 3. Gone But Not Forgotten:Garnet Red 86 Porsche 951("The Purple Pig"). Alpine White 83 Porsche 944 ("Alpine Wolf"). Guards Red 84 Porsche 944. |
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11-05-2002, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK..........
"Whats on the telly"? "A penguin!" "i'd like to buy some cheese ..please" "You've sold me a parrot that's dead! Expired,! Ceased to exsist!" |
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11-05-2002, 03:14 PM
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"Who sold you this then?"
"Oh, that's not covered by the warranty. Besides, the warranty ran out just last week. And I'll ask again; Who sold you this then?" Great training video!
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running shoes, couple tools, fishing pole 1996 Subaru Legacy Outback AWD, 5speed 2002 Subaru Impreza WRX, 5speed 2014 Tundra SR5, 4x4 1964 Land Rover SII A 109 - sold this albatross |
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11-06-2002, 11:53 PM
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It's only a flesh wound....
Do sha-tup Pooorschaaa (from a fish called wanda)
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11-15-2002, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: an island, upper left coast, USA
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Alright, Segway Sarah
More from a fish called wanda:
Otto (Kevin Kline) "It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! Wanda: "You think you're an intellectual, don't you ape?" Otto: "Apes don't read philosophy." Wanda: "Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it."
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Everyone you meet knows something you don't. - - - and a whole bunch of crap that is wrong. Disclaimer: the above was 2¢ worth. More information is available as my professional opinion, which is provided for an exorbitant fee. 
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11-15-2002, 05:53 PM
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"Please fondle my buttocks."
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11-15-2002, 07:03 PM
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Are you telling me that a pigeon can carry a 5 pound coconut?
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11-16-2002, 09:54 PM
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island911 - Those were also good ones you added. That movie is so funny!!
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11-18-2002, 11:35 AM
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2007 Porsche Cayman S
The Viridian Falcon
SOLD! -- The Purple Pig
SOLD! -- Mighty Mouse
SOLD!! -- Alpine Wolf
1989 Porsche 944S2 3.0l 16v 4cyl
BB
1987 Porsche 911 Targa 3.2
1987 Porsche 930 3.3
