How Long Does It Take For Pelicans To Pee

[aigel]

This is not a good survey. You need to have the same starting condition. Don't go pee until you can't hold it anymore - then compare times. It undoubtedly depends on the fill.

Generally it is 20 seconds. At a party where plenty of beer was consumed this same question came up and guys were timing themselves. It was probably 20-25 second range, if I recall correctly.

I suggest you have a beer party and invite us. Maybe some proper timers too!

G

[jyl]

How are you guys getting 2 seconds?

The measurement is from when you start to pee until you are done peeing.

If you only take 2 seconds, you are a human pressure washer.

Please re-measure and re-post!

[aigel]

He is trying to say there is a large pipe. I think my response must have been the only one with data you can trust!

G

[DanielDudley]

Long enough to touch the ground.

[Chocaholic]

Originally Posted by aigel

He is trying to say there is a large pipe. I think my response must have been the only one with data you can trust!

G

No, he's saying he has an aging prostate. 2 seconds....20 times a day.

That's an exaggeration, I hope!

[sand_man]

[recycled sixtie]

One time in May of last year it took me two days to pee and only got relief coz they put a catheter in me. Had a turp operation(ream out the prostate) and now it only takes a few seconds.

[Crowbob]

Never actually timed the actual flow from the nozzle but I do know it takes longer to unreel the hose.

The process can be quite dramatic, depending on the pressure.

[Seahawk]

Depends on whether or not I am writing in cursive...

[J P Stein]

Entirely too long & about every hour.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by rusnak

I thought we were going for distance. Now we're going for time too? Gawdemmit, competitive bunch here.

And what about accuracy? Are we being graded on accuracy? Lights on or off?

[livi]

This would make a beautiful poll.

[mreid]

Or pole.

[creaturecat]

takes my ultra hard-core mtn bike buddy about 30 seconds to get any action.
should be worrisome. no?

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by creaturecat

2 seconds. to start. 61.
15 seconds duration. beer free.

Identical for me. 60 in August.

Standard pee.

[Bob Kontak]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

And what about accuracy? Are we being graded on accuracy? Lights on or off?

Just out of bed and going to return, I just sit down.

Way less drama.

[NY65912]

Originally Posted by j p stein

entirely too long & about every hour.

+1000