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Red-beard for president

Just a reminder.

I'm sure some of you have forgotten this has been a thing for quite a while. I don't remember if Joe Bob promised to print up bumper stickers, but that's not important now. Just get out there and vote.


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Old 10-31-2016, 11:06 PM
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With absolute honesty I can say I would have voted for Red-beard with joy over either of the two loosers we have on the ballot.

A nut on the left, a nut on the right, and a idiot Johnson in the middle. That just sums it up perfectly.
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I started a vetting thread in PARF recently, and I'm on the fence now...

Will "red-beard" be able to show his birth certificate ?
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Will he share is tax returns with us?
Old 11-01-2016, 04:54 AM
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Will any of his co-workers and associates start to die off? Will they commit suicide in the park and have strange car accidents?

Red-Beard, how much do you charge to speak at a luncheon?
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Will any of his co-workers and associates start to die off?
I've had a few die already

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Will they commit suicide in the park and have strange car accidents?
Only if they are strange and depressed

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Red-Beard, how much do you charge to speak at a luncheon?
Usually lunch. And they have to listen!
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I started a vetting thread in PARF recently, and I'm on the fence now...

Will "red-beard" be able to show his birth certificate ?
Yep
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Will he share is tax returns with us?
Oh hells no!
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The drapes don't match the drapes!

And the answer to the next question is breifs
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What is his stance on groping?

Suggested answer:

Giggidy!
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awesome..now i dont have to vote for the giant meteor.
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I dunno. At least the Giant Meteor will save us from listening to the post-election whining.
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I almost wrote you in, but figured you were not on the list of approved write in candidates
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I almost wrote you in, but figured you were not on the list of approved write in candidates
This makes about as much sense as me running for President
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I'd vote for you hands down this time. Don't even have to know your platform.
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This makes about as much sense as me running for President
and every bit as funny, if you ask me

You could not possibly be worse than the choices before us now.
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If the birth certificate doesn't have "red-beard" as your name, then it's obviously a fake imo...if it does, then you're good....REAL good
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Hey Red
Just hoping against hope that you aren't sporting that $chitty ar$$ed comb-over à la what's-his-name.

Respectfully
Your concerned northern neighbour!!
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Nope, bald and beautiful!

Si se puedo!

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