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The Big Dick Thread
So, having been recently well and truly dressed down by one of our more challenged colleagues by way of the tried and true "penis extender" argument, let's hear about yours. Er, um, not "yours", but all of those little articles in your life that so obviously serve as "penis extensions". I'll start:
My '72 911 hot-rod. Everyone I know who does not own a Porsche has, at one time or another, muttered something about Porsche owners' "small dicks". My Harleys. Has there ever been another vehicle (other than maybe a Corvette) so often accused of making up for its owner's lack of "manhood"? My guns. Oh My God - not only penily challenged, but insecure and paranoid to boot. I have so many of the god damn things I must be some sort of really deranged whacko. My job. I honestly never thought of this one, but apparently working on big airplanes is yet another avenue through which I "compensate". My dog. O.k., I admit, I just threw this one in. Although she is only a Golden Retriever (and turns 12 next year), I'm sure she must, in some way (to some people) speak to how I'm "compensating" for something. I'm sure there are more, but now it's your turns. What possessions of yours do the pussy-whipped she-men accuse you of owning merely to "compensate for something"? I'm sure the list is endless...
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You forgot hunting, specifically dangerous game. Also add track driving.
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For sure being in a successful multi decade marriage proves I am totally PW and have under an inch.
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something something having to make this thread proves the guys point something something
 Why even let it dig at you enough to waste the energy starting this?
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I have a supercharged Miata with SCCA stickers all over it. Local college girls have been known to tell gramps that it's ''cute''. It's like walking a puppy.
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Isn't this entire forum a "waste of energy", Mike? C'mon - lighten up a bit. I found the whole thing humorous (rather than upsetting), and just figured I'd start a tongue-in-cheek thread.
Oh, I forgot my Boxster - that damn thing un-does all of my other efforts. I'll have to get back to work. Maybe killing a bear with a spear...
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I did a 3" suspension lift on my new 4Runner and put bigger tires on it, so my dick shrank a few inches after that little fiasco.
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All my life, I thought that I was some big-dicked great dude.
It helped knowing that. Then wide spread porn was available and I realized I wasn't the stud I thought to be. But, by then it was too late and I remember my sexual prowess started getting humble. Anyway, I love women, they have always loved me.... Thank God none of them disclosed that I was not a giant stud. So without knowing size is on par with being someone that can drive a Prius with the smell of Kale... I got me a 6 sp manual coupe Carrera and dive all the twisties in this area and have to realize that 10" is not me. Is there any relation to owning a Corvette or a Carrera (you other Porches owners don't count) to how manly you are? If a Navy SEAL drives a Prius or a Carrera.... What's the statement? Doen't matter.. That is all I am saying. |
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It all started with the 944...
Then I slide down into Miata ownership...
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I don't know super rich folks with way cool cars so I must be inadequate...
(edit) matter of fact, I think I should have bought a Prius instead of a Mustang...maybe that would have made my dick bigger? I'm cursed to never be a "cool kid" like Ed and Denis.
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When I lived in San Diego, I met up with the local Ski (sex) club to go rollerblading. Afterwards we went for Mexican. While we were over at the restaurant, someone mentioned my owning a Porsche. The girl next to me says: "What's the matter? You have a little dick?". I schooled her! "Porsche owners are making up for their looks. It's the guys with the big trucks that have little dicks." She looks at the guy on the other side of her and says, "Don't you have one of those big trucks?"
Of course, NOW I own a diesel F350...
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At least I don't own a Corvette
But I do have a very big watch and very small hands, go figure.
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My dick is tiny. The more tiny it is the more fun toys I can own and enjoy. I would actually consider having it surgically made even smaller to justify ownership of more fun toys.
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I cried. Once. In front of other people.
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I started "jacking off" at the age of seven. I wore that thing down to a nub and had to wait 6 years to let it grow back. Thank God it reappeared like a Century Plant after that long...lonely.. hibernation.
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I once had a boss say to me "Don't be so bloody co ck sure of yourself."
I hadn't actually heard that expression before but a friend said it's what old fellas used to say back in the day. I certainly wasn't doing any alpha dog behaviour, or my dick is bigger than your dick stuff. I suspect he had a particuarly lacking anatomy and trying to make up for it. |
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