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Best of PPOT
I was reading through some old threads tonight, and found a few things that made me laugh right out loud. There are some funny, funny people here.
With that in mind, I think we should honor some of the better one-liners. I'd like to start with nominating sammyg2, for this one: Quote:
Beach Boys who's next? post the one-liner, and the thread it came from
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Slap, slap slap, like that!
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"this post was not meant for those who are easily offended by things that aren't offensive"
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"...slapped cratch last night."
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04-02-2014, 08:26 PM
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Where's the knicked sack thread?
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Some by and about Sniper are classic.
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no caption necessary.....
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There have been a lot of spray coffee moments here. Seriously funny stuff.
Jake, when you posted photos of your Samurai burning, I remember somebody posting something along the lines of, "Do you have a permit for that bonfire, sonny?"
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04-03-2014, 12:34 AM
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Zanac and son of Zanac. Then there was the gererator thread...
Let us not forget your classic "Not Haunted"
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04-03-2014, 03:25 AM
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The "higgins" is a favourite of mine. And another of yours, Jake, when you were I think mowing your lawn and sprayed dog poo onto your glasses. Yeah, I guess I still like poo jokes
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Might not have been in PPOT, but wasn't there a lot of ruckus over a certain black Audi Wagon and R-gruppe. I dunno, maybe I dreamed it. Most likely in the 911 Tech Forum.
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 that^ and the E-Ram threads ... or cool-collar. (way-back tech-threads)
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This one has potential:
Adventures of Joe Bob, part 23 Quote:
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04-03-2014, 06:31 AM
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The reason the Joe Bob 23 thread has so much potential is because his denials suggest that at other times he might have engaged in that activity in the backseat of his car when he was alone . . . or with a boy. . . or a girl who was under age . . . or was using a blowup doll. After the introductory qualifiers, the actual story has to be amazing to keep your attention.
Some of my favorite lines came from what I think is a deleted thread from the pre-off topic technical forum. Some guy in pre-internet bubble California was getting engaged to a woman who he assured us was not a gold digger, but he wanted to get her a four or six karat diamond so she would fit in with her friends. And he was going to buy her a flower shop for a business. The only problem was that he needed to sell one of his Porsches to afford it, and he wanted to know which one should go. He ended up selling what I remember as a 930. Predictably she kicked him out within months of the wedding, keeping both the ring and the flower shop. The best of all time still is the Black Audi RGruppe photo picture thread. That was before Off Topic was formed and it was hilarious. I think it still exists on other web sites. Where is Swang when you need him?
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Several classic threads here.
Classic thread address book How about Major rice? Another favorite post: Quote:
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OMG!!! That's right; Major Rice!!!! Edwin Leong!!!!
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This quip by vash was pretty funny:
...oh well, she can now stay at home and pound chili dogs while watching the 49ers destroy her team. Raven's Cheerleader dropped from Superbowl Squad Can't remember the title of the one with the coboy hats and tabby cat's talk show.
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911SC 3.0
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