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Thank you, officer...

...for having a sense of humor this good. I salute you.

She needed this.








https://imgur.com/gallery/lbNBY

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Old 09-27-2017, 12:10 AM
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Oh Billie Jean, it's "would have" "have" not "of", or equally "would've".
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That is a really peach of a chick. I do appreciate the Sheriffs Department!
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The bottom photo with the half smile must have been the 1st booking when she didn't realize the gravity of the situation.
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I guess her mother never told her to be careful what you do....
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At least she photographs well
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At least she photographs well
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Oh Billie Jean, it's "would have" "have" not "of", or equally "would've".
Like she does not have enough problems, now the grammar cops are on her back.
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Billie Jean is not my lover...
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I wonder what kind of hi-jinks she's been up, what with 7 arrests. I've never even been arrested once!
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LOL....first pic she is smiling, young, and stupid.

You can outgrow young, but that doesn't necessarily mean you outgrow stupid
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Billie Jean is not my lover...
Winner!
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I'll bet she could be for $50.
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Her initials.... B.J. Love
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I'll bet she could be for $50.
10 bucks and get change back.
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10 bucks and get change back.
ew ew ew!
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ew ew ew!
Long ago when I was still in high school there was a story on the TV news in Montgomery, AL. Our entire family was watching. The story was of a "lady" of the night that was a hooker at the local dump. She was charging $5.00 a pop so to speak. We all died laughing. A 5 buck whore down at the dump. How gross can ya get.
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Long ago when I was still in high school there was a story on the TV news in Montgomery, AL. Our entire family was watching. The story was of a "lady" of the night that was a hooker at the local dump. She was charging $5.00 a pop so to speak. We all died laughing. A 5 buck whore down at the dump. How gross can ya get.
Went to Venice Beach a couple years ago while in Cali for the NAMM show. As we were gettting out of the car after parking, this haggard old crackhead fleabag staggered up to my GF, her friend, and I, and said to me, in the most gravelly voice "Ten dollars will get you seven minutes"
She musta been 70...
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LOL....first pic she is smiling, young, and stupid.

You can outgrow young, but that doesn't necessarily mean you outgrow stupid
The first photo was before the Meth or whatever took hold...

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