Tabs is right. We're Domed

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by tadd

Such smart people and such dumb statements.

Our sun can't go super nova. Not nearly enough mass.

Sheesh!

Ya gotta move to another planet if you want true tabs style supernova doom and gloom....

5.4 billion years from now:

[sammyg2]

But ......

Approximately 1.1 billion years from now, the Sun will be 10% brighter than it is today. This increase in luminosity will also mean an increase in heat energy, one which the Earth’s atmosphere will absorb. This will trigger a runaway greenhouse effect that is similar to what turned Venus into the terrible hothouse it is today.

Time is running out you domies

[sammyg2]

Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire

Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man mad
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no one else had
Wah!

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire

Yeah baby she's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
Yeah baby she's got it

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summit of beauty and love
And Venus was her name

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire

Her weapons were her crystal eyes
Making every man mad
Black as the dark night she was
Got what no one else had
Wah!

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire
Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire
At your desire

Yeah baby she's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
Yeah baby she's got it
Yeah baby she's got it

Wow, flashback. Makes me want to wear bellbottoms and a neru jacket.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by DanielDudley

And now sell more cars in China.

If you want advice about marriage, ask successfully married people. If you want advice about becoming bankrupt, get advice from someone who has done it a lot of times.

Ohhhhhhhhh.....ouuuuuu.....ahhhhhh....how clever...

[wdfifteen]

Originally Posted by Por_sha911

Wow, flashback. Makes me want to wear bellbottoms and a neru jacket.

Shocking Blue. I have a great memory of driving 10 hours to meet my girlfriend in Syracuse. We stopped in at her favorite bar - massive roast beef sandwiches and Dortmunder Union beer with Shocking Blue on the jukebox. After 10 hours on the road I almost forgot how horny I was - for a minute. “Eli’s Comin’” was on the box too. No idea why it’s such a vivid memory.
Sorry to interrupt the apocalypse with such trivia.

[tabs]

Once there were 3 lil pigs..first pig built a house of straw, second pig built a house of wood, third pig put the time and Labour in and built a house out of brick while the other 2 pigs were out washing their Porsches. Big bad wolf comes along and huffs and puffs and blows the first 2 pigs houses away while they run out the back door. Running to the third pigs brick house where they pound on the door pleading to be let in. Third lil pig says, "fk you" And lets the big bad wolf eat the other two lazy lil pigs.

[svandamme]

any pig stuck in vegas or any other big city when STFH is screwed no matter what his house was built with.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by tabs

Once there were 3 lil pigs..first pig built a house of straw, second pig built a house of wood, third pig put the time and Labour in and built a house out of brick while the other 2 pigs were out washing their Porsches. Big bad wolf comes along and huffs and puffs and blows the first 2 pigs houses away while they run out the back door. Running to the third pigs brick house where they pound on the door pleading to be let in. Third lil pig says, "fk you" And lets the big bad wolf eat the other two lazy lil pigs.

The sequel

The third lil pig is now driving around in the 2 Porsches that he inherited from the other 2 pigs, has a pile of lumber which he built a garage out of , a nice bed made of straw and having followed the wolf home, watching him fall asleep after stuffing himself on pig, killed him. Where the wolf has now been stuffed and is on the mantel above the fireplace. The third pig has lived happily ever after often regaling his friends with his tales of shrewdness and bravery.

[tabs]

Originally Posted by svandamme

any pig stuck in vegas or any other big city when STFH is screwed no matter what his house was built with.

When you come at somebody you shouldn't wear wooden shoes they clack on the cobble stones.

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by svandamme

any pig stuck in vegas or any other big city when STFH is screwed no matter what his house was built with.

Stuff the fan hits?

STFH
Acronym Definition
STFH Seat-to-Floor Height (wheelchairs)
STFH Southern Tier Field Hockey (New York)

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS OF NORTH JERSEY
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Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pigs house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!!

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house."

So the stick pig let the straw pig in.

Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did!

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the bricks pigs' house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down."

So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up.

The wolf said "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared!

But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.

A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up.

Out step three pigs named Louie, Vito,and Dominic.

These pigs came over to the wolf, grabbed him by the neck and beat the living heck out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in the wolf's mouth and fired.

Then they got back into their limo and drove off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!

"Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.

"Those were my cousins from North Jersey--the Guinea Pigs."

[tabs]

Originally Posted by sammyg2

Stuff the fan hits?

Thats funny in a bigoted sorta way.

[svandamme]

Originally Posted by tabs

When you come at somebody you shouldn't wear wooden shoes they clack on the cobble stones.

nah, I got sneakers, quiet like a mouse..
There must be some freaky deaky dutchman living near you...